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Meaty cocktails

Meaty cocktails
Spice up your next Friday night with a slightly more carnivorous range of booze!

Here I'll talk you through the recipes for three surprisingly tasty alcoholic meat drinks:
  • Pizza margarita
  • Salmon vodka
  • Beef & horseradish Guinness
Don't judge them until you've tried them!

Warning
These alcoholic meat drinks contain both alcohol and meat. They are not suitable for children, teetotalers or vegetarians. Don't look so surprised.
 
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Step 1Pizza margarita

Pizza margarita
Inspired by the grilled cheese martini now available at Beecher's Handmade Cheese in New York, I wanted to make a savory cocktail that evoked all the flavors of a good pizza. After much experimentation and a couple of terrible hangovers, I developed a slightly Mexican take on pepperoni pizza and alcohol: the pizza margarita.

The base of this drink is tequila infused with chorizo, yellow bell peppers and strong buffalo cheese. This makes an interesting and very drinkable spirit on its own (known here in the lab as "tequizo"), but can be rounded out to full cocktail with  a little frozen tomato juice and, depending how strong you like your drinks, crushed ice or mineral water. It should be garnished with chorizo-stuffed olives and a wedge of cheese.

An ordinary margarita would contain Cointreau or Triple Sec as well as fruit (lime) juice and tequila, but I found that the sweetness and citrus notes detracted from the true pizza experience. For people who prefer a slightly sweeter cocktail, I recommend the Hawaiian pizza margarita, a variant that includes pineapple rum.

Ingredients:
  • 200ml tequila
  • 100g chorizo sausage
  • 100g of soft, stinky cheese - I recommend Quadrello di Bufala, Taleggio or Muenster
  • Half a bell pepper
  • Olive oil
  • 40ml tomato juice
  • 3 olives
  • A handful of black peppercorns
Variant - Hawaiian pizza margarita:
  • As above, but with an extra 25ml of pineapple rum
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18 comments
Sep 1, 2011. 8:32 AMPropagandaPanda says:
These people have been brain washed or coerced or blackmailed or all the above to say its good! haha!

I'm gonna have to try these. At first I thought this was just nasty, but then I thought about how we add diff alcohol to food usually so why not.

Still the Pizza Margarita scares me. But the other two just sounds absolutely delicious now.

I will report back later with my results.
Sep 7, 2011. 10:35 AMPropagandaPanda says:
Maybe it was my own bias but I loved both the Meaty Guinness (I love Guinness to begin with) And the fishy vodka, but I couldn't get into the Pizza Margarita, just not flavors I liked together. The other two weren't bad at all.
Sep 4, 2011. 4:36 AMgargoil says:
Please go see a head doctor he may be able to help with your plans for destroying good alcohol and cheese
Sep 1, 2011. 4:16 PMTreknology says:
Have you thought about a Beef Thickshake?
Sep 1, 2011. 1:03 PMpefty says:
Got any good ideas for chicken stock?
Aug 30, 2011. 9:37 PMjessyratfink says:
I should have chugged it.
Aug 30, 2011. 7:12 PMmikeasaurus says:
Nice work!
I have a soft spot for spicy, so the horseradish Guinness would be my weapon of choice.
Aug 30, 2011. 7:10 PMangelabchua says:
Im cravin some tequizo right about now. Brilliant that if you add pineapple, its a "hawaiian pizza"margarita!
Aug 30, 2011. 6:14 PMmaxstevenson says:
That is excellent!
Aug 30, 2011. 7:11 PMangelabchua says:
extra bonus points for getting Wade in a 98 degrees shirt

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