Minecraft Chocolate Chip Cookies IRL

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There are a lot of minecraft "irl" foods out there but surprisingly no cookies. I had to do something about this monstrosity. I went straight to work planning out the idea. The recipe is really simple and can be done in almost no time at all. Perfect for when you and your buddies decide to do a Minecraft all-nighter and need some chow. These cookies look amazing and taste just as good. It isn't that complicated to make so please don't just look at the pictures. If you read this part of the article please say "Cookies, yum yum" in the comments.

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Step 1: Ingredients

For this recipe you just need:

  • 1 cup of Shortening
  • 3/4 cup White Sugar
  • 3/4 cup Brown Sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 2 tsp. Vanilla
  • 1 tsp. Salt
  • 3/4 tsp. Baking Powder (Has to be baking powder)
  • 1/4 tsp. Baking Soda (Use these exact measurements)
  • 2 3/4 - 3 cups Flour
  • A handful of chocolate chips

This is just your regular old chocolate chip cookie recipe but modified a little bit. We need to use baking powder and more flour than usual to make a stiffer, crispier dough that works like sugar cookie dough or play-doh. That way we can mold them into the iconic pixel shape. Don't skimp out on anything or it won't turn out right.

This makes around 8 cookies, 10 if you are careful.

Step 2: Preheat the Oven

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Preheat your oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Don't forget this step or else it takes a billion times longer.

Step 3: It's Creaming Time

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In a large mixing bowl, cream together the shortening and both types of sugar. Cream until light and fluffy. Once fluffy, add both eggs one at a time mixing continuously. This is the "egg goop part". Here we are preparing the wet side of the cookies so that when we add the dry side we have cookies with a better texture and a better taste, and we always want the better taste.

If you read this far in the article type "minecraft pigs" in the comments.

jjnn19 months ago
You know I may not have been the only one to notice but minecraft cookies are made in batches of eight. And because your recipe makes 8 cookies.....
THEJJRAT2 months ago

Cookies, yum yum

THEJJRAT2 months ago

Minecraft pigs.

jsrubianoch6 months ago

Cookies, yum yum, minecraft pigs. Also you should eat them with nice bucket of milk! haha

jjnn19 months ago
joety11 months ago
looop45 (author)  joety11 months ago


patsheldon11 months ago

very cute!! love it!

dmccandless111 months ago
Mind craft pigs
Ravirar11 months ago

cookieeeeeez yum YUM YUM YUM YUM minecraft piggiezzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I shall giveth these nobly crafted and smelted cookies a try! I am low on hunger and down a heart cuzzzz a zombie apocalypse is happenin' :o

Samuel kos11 months ago
Or you could just put two wheat and some cocoa beans in a crafting table :)
looop45 (author)  Samuel kos11 months ago

I tried that but the end result was not very appetizing ;)

Ravirar looop4511 months ago


Samuel kos looop4511 months ago
Lol :)
quickquack11 months ago
minecraft pigs
Fishyfish12311 months ago
Cooooookies yummy yummy!!
Batmom11 months ago
Minecraft pigs
LoopydoA11 months ago
cookies yum yum
RandomCrafter11 months ago
Cookies yum yum
JMRaphael11 months ago

Cookies, yum yum! Also, minecraft pigs.

looop45 (author)  JMRaphael11 months ago

THANK YOU! that makes 3 people!

eladd11 months ago
Im not going to say it..
looop45 (author)  eladd11 months ago

THE SECRET CODE!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Cookies yum yum
looop45 (author)  saiyanmonkey55511 months ago

Oh yes thank you that makes 2 people!

thrifttales11 months ago

Can not wait to try these super cute cookies. Love!

kevin123456811 months ago
Should I use my iron sword or Diamond sword to cut the dough
looop45 (author)  kevin123456811 months ago

Diamond cuts better but iron is cheaper. That's what I used XD

Numbuh1Nerd11 months ago

Minecraft pigs. (That sounds insulting)

looop45 (author)  Numbuh1Nerd11 months ago

Eh, kind of.

Numbuh1Nerd11 months ago

Cookies, yum- line?

looop45 (author)  Numbuh1Nerd11 months ago

Good you got it!