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Minecraft Chocolate Chip Cookies IRL

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There are a lot of minecraft "irl" foods out there but surprisingly no cookies. I had to do something about this monstrosity. I went straight to work planning out the idea. The recipe is really simple and can be done in almost no time at all. Perfect for when you and your buddies decide to do a Minecraft all-nighter and need some chow. These cookies look amazing and taste just as good. It isn't that complicated to make so please don't just look at the pictures. If you read this part of the article please say "Cookies, yum yum" in the comments.

 
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Step 1: Ingredients

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For this recipe you just need:

  • 1 cup of Shortening
  • 3/4 cup White Sugar
  • 3/4 cup Brown Sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 2 tsp. Vanilla
  • 1 tsp. Salt
  • 3/4 tsp. Baking Powder (Has to be baking powder)
  • 1/4 tsp. Baking Soda (Use these exact measurements)
  • 2 3/4 - 3 cups Flour
  • A handful of chocolate chips

This is just your regular old chocolate chip cookie recipe but modified a little bit. We need to use baking powder and more flour than usual to make a stiffer, crispier dough that works like sugar cookie dough or play-doh. That way we can mold them into the iconic pixel shape. Don't skimp out on anything or it won't turn out right.

This makes around 8 cookies, 10 if you are careful.

Step 2: Preheat the Oven

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Preheat your oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Don't forget this step or else it takes a billion times longer.

Step 3: It's Creaming Time

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In a large mixing bowl, cream together the shortening and both types of sugar. Cream until light and fluffy. Once fluffy, add both eggs one at a time mixing continuously. This is the "egg goop part". Here we are preparing the wet side of the cookies so that when we add the dry side we have cookies with a better texture and a better taste, and we always want the better taste.

If you read this far in the article type "minecraft pigs" in the comments.

Step 4: Dry stuff

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In a separate bowl, lightly mix together the flour, baking soda and powder, and salt. This step isn't completely necessary to do but it does make the cookies more even, with no chunks or anything.

Step 5: Two Worlds Collide

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Slowly add portions of the dry goods into the mixing bowl and mix on low, unless you want a brand new ghost costume keep it on LOW! When you mix all the stuff together it will look a little crumbly but trust yourself, if you did all the instructions right it will even out and become moist and delicious. DON'T ADD CHOCOLATE CHIPS!

Step 6: You Get To Play With Your Food!

Take the dough out of the bowl and put on a clean, flat surface. Get a sizable hunk and flatten it out to about 1/3 of an inch in a kind of oval or circle shape. Use a butter knife to make a cut across the top and bottom. Now on all four corners cut away a little L shape to give it that pixel type look. Be sure to have slightly exaggerated edges, the dough will puff out a little bit in cooking. At this point you can place your chocolate chips upside-down in the cookie, if you have chocolate chunks then even better. Now it looks like it does in the game.

Step 7: Give it to the Furnace!

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Carefully move the cookies to a lined sheet pan and then place it into the oven which is preheated to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Keep these cookies in the furnace for around 8-10 minutes depending on how crispy you want them.

Step 8: Hold Right Click and Enjoy!

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You are done. Let cool for a good 10 minutes though or else they will fall apart. Now you have a delicious cookie fit for a real gamer nerd or just the casual player. Give them to your friends, family, monkey, neighborhood hobo, or creeper, everybody loves them! Just be sure to wrap them in plastic wrap before you store them in your chest for eternity.

jjnn11 year ago
You know I may not have been the only one to notice but minecraft cookies are made in batches of eight. And because your recipe makes 8 cookies.....
I play xbox now
I play xbox now
i dont get what your saying
Minecraft pigs
Minecraft pigs
Cookies yum yum
THEJJRAT8 months ago

Cookies, yum yum

THEJJRAT8 months ago

Minecraft pigs.

Cookies, yum yum, minecraft pigs. Also you should eat them with nice bucket of milk! haha

jjnn11 year ago
:D
joety1 year ago
THOSE CHOCOLATE CHIPS ARE CIRCLES!!!
I CALL HACKS!!!
looop45 (author)  joety1 year ago

Haahaha!

patsheldon1 year ago

very cute!! love it!

Mind craft pigs
Ravirar1 year ago

cookieeeeeez yum YUM YUM YUM YUM minecraft piggiezzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I shall giveth these nobly crafted and smelted cookies a try! I am low on hunger and down a heart cuzzzz a zombie apocalypse is happenin' :o

Samuel kos1 year ago
Or you could just put two wheat and some cocoa beans in a crafting table :)
looop45 (author)  Samuel kos1 year ago

I tried that but the end result was not very appetizing ;)

LOLOLOL

Lol :)
quickquack1 year ago
minecraft pigs
Cooooookies yummy yummy!!
Batmom1 year ago
Minecraft pigs
LoopydoA1 year ago
cookies yum yum
Cookies yum yum
JMRaphael1 year ago

Cookies, yum yum! Also, minecraft pigs.

looop45 (author)  JMRaphael1 year ago

THANK YOU! that makes 3 people!

eladd1 year ago
Im not going to say it..
looop45 (author)  eladd1 year ago

THE SECRET CODE!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Cookies yum yum
looop45 (author)  saiyanmonkey5551 year ago

Oh yes thank you that makes 2 people!

Can not wait to try these super cute cookies. Love!

Should I use my iron sword or Diamond sword to cut the dough
looop45 (author)  kevin12345681 year ago

Diamond cuts better but iron is cheaper. That's what I used XD

Minecraft pigs. (That sounds insulting)

looop45 (author)  Numbuh1Nerd1 year ago

Eh, kind of.

Cookies, yum- line?

looop45 (author)  Numbuh1Nerd1 year ago

Good you got it!