Mom Looks Board, But Totally Nailed It!

Construction Worker:
1. Jeans and a white t-shirt.
2. $29.99 for the costustruction worker outfit.  Can be purchased all year round from various lumber yards.

2x4:
1. Pick-up a free sample piece of laminate flooring from your local Home Depot, Rona, etc.
2. Drill two holes.
3. Tie string to board.
4. Raid your closet for a wood colored outfit.

NOTE: I had everything already, so both these costumes literally cost me $0