Now for a bit of traditional glee, if you please.
A nut laidiened poem, flavored with holiday cheese....
Bring me a fibbing pudding and I'll show you a sight.
Of a warm -ible whimsy on a cold winter night.
Though a mite bit of deception, those with belief,
might find a nugget of use in this fable's stepped sheaf.
The tree, like the year, is heavy and full
The challenge as always is how to draw out their dwell
but help the season reset the year's glass with a heave,
and all will be well under the new year tree's eaves.
The shape of the tree is like the shape of the glass
and the tree, like the year, is heavy and full to the last
but, as the year's sand falls to a stop
This inspired tree, brings a new year to the top.
In the end you will see it's more a beginning anew
as a tree is transformed into a Year Again Yew.
Step 1: Anchor Hook
Step 2: Liquid Container
Cut a hole in the bottom of a plastic juice container.
The hole should be large enough to fit around the tree's trunk
Step 3: Glue the Container to the Tree
Use a generous amount of adhesive to ensure a waterproof seal.
Let the adhesive dry for several hours.
Step 4: Ready to Decorate
and its ready to decorate.
Hmmm....Somethings not right here....
Step 5: Bottoms Up
Loop a steel tether cable over the hook.
Suspend the bottom of tree with the cable, from a structural mount in the ceiling.
An eye-bolt threaded into a ceiling joist should easily handle the weight of the christmas tree.
Or you can use the set-up detailed in the original Anti-Gravity Tree Stand Instructable
Add water to the container.
Step 6: Keep Your New Year Tree Floating
Maintenance Note: In order to keep you New Year tree levitated, be sure to water it
with an Anti-Gravity solution.
Start with regular water - H2O
Make it lighter by removing one Hydrogen Atom
to make the "Lighter than Air" fluid - HO
Be sure to water your tree with plenty of
HO, HO, HO,