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Since we're planning to adopt a few dozen chickens, a piece of our land needs to be fenced. Not really to prevent that this wildfowl envades the surrounding cropfields - if they're Born To Run, they have to run - but rather to offer them a neutral area 'chickserland' where they can't be chased by one or other nugget-ivorous dog. Or one that thinks that you have to shake them very fast left-right-left-right-left-right to get free eggs (one thing that I learned about dogs is that they don't exactly think like humans, but they can be surprisingly creative).

So holes need to be drilled, poles planted, wires stretched and fence attached. No big deal, I hear you say 'wazzamatta', since we're living in a world where (powered) soil drills are as common as electric corkscrews & toothbrushes.

Nice knowledge. But what to do if you don't have such a drill? Even not a manual one.

Welcome in my reality.

Buying one? I had only 20 poles to plant, so it was really not worth the cost. And money is for beer.

Asking my neighbour? Asking creates obligations. I hate obligations.

Trying to make one? Thàt sounds like a lot better!

As always, the absence of the right tool boosted my creative brainstuff for a while and so I came up with this 'soil gouge'.

Agreed, it looks like a 'Nimbus 2000' with a jet engine. Sounds nice. I like it!

Whatever. It's been tested, it's been approved. I enjoyed the building of it and I enjoyed even more the using of it. It worked just perfect for what I had to do. What else a man can ask more from something he built with his own hands?

And I got my arms & shoulders workout for free. Which is, honestly, the very basic cro-magnon-ic reason why I became so eager to build this device. We are all cro-magnons. Most people just have lost the knowledge how to deal with it.

 
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johnstat0004 months ago

Love the Humor!

lbrewer424 months ago

Got an ice fishing auger at a garage sale for fifty cents. Use it for making post holes. Just leaned over it and walked around in a circle until it was deep in the ground. Lift the auger out of the ground and you have a deep, even hole with little effort. Will not work in rocky soil, but is guaranteed to chase local nargles away without effort from you.

Bannockburn4 months ago

This is a very clever tool, nice work! Now, you should make an instructable for that mallet in step 5...that looks fairly cool and useful as well.

bricobart (author)  Bannockburn4 months ago

Thanx - and indeed, it IS a very usefull mallet.

To make one, here's a micro-Instructable:

- try to find a nice piece of difficult-to-split wood (rootwood is often perfect, but I have very good experience with a log of wild cherry)

- cut it to almost one foot (30cm) and drill a hole in the middle

- find a quite heavy pole of hazel, three feet long

- adjust the hole in the head so that it has just a bit less than the diameter of the heavy side of the handle

- insert the handle in the head (force required) and use some lineseed oil to anchor it tight

- drill a hole straight through the head and insert a hardwood pin to securize the whole

- you're done!

Wowo, thanks Bricobart. I'm on it! No hazel wood around here, but perhaps a nice hard maple or oak would suffice.

crand4 months ago
I've been having balrock problems. Maybe this will help repell them (they are, after all, so messy to kill).
bricobart (author)  crand4 months ago

Killing them is one thing, cleaning the mess another. They burn for almost two weeks, with lots of blue smoke.

alcurb4 months ago

Hmmm....dirt taco !

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AlNapp4 months ago

looks useful

Am obligated to you - DAMN!

saphid4 months ago

If you add a strong horizontal cross bar just above the gouge piece then you can place it on the ground and jump on it like a pogo stick. I used to use a tool like this when I was a kid, even though I weighed very little I could still get through hard ground.

bricobart (author)  saphid4 months ago

Nice idea to improve it, thanx!

Henge4 months ago

Great tool and instructable. Have you struck a rock yet with it? I wonder how it would deal with those sorts of impacts as far as re-shaping is concerned. I live in a previously-highly-glaciated area of northern Minnesota and the boulders in our soil are ridiculous. Do you suppose it's rigid enough to be torqued side to side? Sometimes that works to loosen 'em up.

bricobart (author)  Henge4 months ago

Thanx henge! There are lots of bricks in some parts of our garden and I was quite surprized how easily this tool goes through it. You'll need some force & dedication, agreed, but it goes through without big damage to the head. Bricks aren't the same as real rocks, but I should give it a try!

Henge4 months ago

Hilarious

caitlinsdad4 months ago

Mate, you need the left-handed post driver tool for no worry blister free hands http://www.northerntool.com/shop/tools/product_988...

(manual picket fence post driver tool, make your own)

bricobart (author)  caitlinsdad4 months ago

If this is what I think it is it only works for steel pickets, no? If you want to plant wooden poles you have to make a (slightly smaller than the diameter of the pole) hole first. Thanks to modify the initial name, anyway ;)

It should work for wooden stakes if the wood is sturdy enough to be pounded on the top with a sledge hammer. I guess the clamshell post digger shovel is the other option to get a hole but you would have to backfill in afterwards. Rocky soil will always slow you down and give you a workout.

Wow... this is an interesting tool :). You are so lucky to live in a place with natural surroundings :) my friend.

bricobart (author)  Tarun Upadhyaya4 months ago

Thanx my friend I know we're lucky that we've found this green hot spot! The tool also works very well against zombies, btw! ;)