Ninjas have long been one of the greatest kinds of warriors one can aspire to be. Espionage, sabotage, infiltration, assassination, combat, all under the cover of darkness and silent anonymity - what could be better? Instructables users have known this for a long time and have been making their own ninja costumes, weapons, and guides on the subject to bring a little more perfect warrior darkness into their lives. This guide shows off some of the best projects we've got to make you a ninja.
when chuck norris was born the only person who cried was the doctor--never slap chuck norris
chuck norris destroyed the periods table because he only recognizes the element of surprise
chuck norris once ate a whole bottle of sleeping pills they made him blink
chuck norris is the only person in the world that can email a roundhouse kick
the is no control button on 's computer he is always in control
chuck norris onc kicked a horse in the chin its descendants are known as giraffes
chuck norris's pulse is measured on the richer scale
chuck norris's once broght a puppy back to life
frequiently donates blood just never his own
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
When Chuck Norris is doing push-ups, hes not pushing himself up, he is pushing the world down.
Chuck Norris did, in fact, build Rome in a day.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it
Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris got cold, so he turned the sun up.
al like th other guy said .... LIES all LIES i wont beleivit
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"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
at least when they fight together
yes this is from lemon demons the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny