Instead of trashing that obnoxiously loud mouse to get a new one, save some money and the environment by modding it into a Ninja Mouse. All you need in a thin knife and whichever type of screwdriver to open it.
NOTE: This mod only takes a few minutes.
Step 1: First, Some Numbers
Using an Android decibel meter, I got the following data:
-Ambient Noise 48 dB
-Ninja Mouse 52 dB
-Regular Mouse 74 dB
(The regular mouse is just as loud as my Ninja Mouse used to be.)
If you know about logarithmic scales, you can see Ninja mouse is over 10 times quieter than the regular mouse!
Step 2: Open It Up
There are a lot of different types of mice out there and most all employ means of hiding their screws. Check under the plastic pads and in the battery compartments if you're having trouble finding them.
When you get inside, locate the mouse switches. You should see some rectangular boxes like in picture 3. If you have the square switches like in picture 4, you're out of luck. There isn't a way to quiet them down that I found. (They use a thin, metal concave disk than flips to being convex when pressed. Putting anything in there to quiet it down makes it lose all functionality.)
Step 3: Open Up the Switches
Open up the switch by inserting the tip of your knife into the clip of the switch cover and gently twisting the knife until it unlatches. Unlatch the other side, it should be easier.
ProTip:
Do this in an area where with dark flooring. That little white button likes to get away and it's really hard to find on a white floor.
Step 4: Press Down the Tab
Using your knife again, push the tab down to shorten the gap between the contacts. Test the switch and its loudness by pressing down on the cross member where the white button would normally press.
If you bend the tab down too far, just bend it back with the knife. The metal is quite malleable.
Step 5: Put the Cover Back On
Once you're satisfied with the sound of all your switches, put the covers back on them. You more than likely lost the white buttons, so you'll want to put them back into their covers using the knife to coax it into the slot. The side of the button with the flanges goes on the inner side of the slot.
ProTip: It's much easier to put the mouse on the cover than it is to put the cover on the mouse. (That dastardly white button!)
Step 6: You're Done
Enjoy your new Ninja Mouse! It's so quiet your boss will think you're being unproductive.
BTW, for anybody about to try this mod, remember that there is a trade-off between quietness and tactile feedback. The lower you go with the contact the quieter it will be but there will also be less travel in the button and that can be slightly disconcerting when you're using the mouse.
Thanks.
One day I tried an even more drastic way to silent the mouse: replacing all the click system with a metal flexible strip and a little electric cable so that there is absolutely no "click". If I can do it again, maybe I'll do an Instructable with it.
Sooo, I ended up popping open a 20 year old ball mouse for a replacement cross member because I refused to give up. Headaches aside and hours upon hours of playing Operation with a pair of tweezers later, I can boast a marginal success. Still, it was a fun experiment and now I can barely even hear my mouse, let alone my mic picking up any noise. Thanks for the guide!
In steps 3 and 4, do NOT dislodge the copper swingarm. It is terribly difficult to put back into place, and if you bend it things will be very difficult.
That said, this mod does work like a charm.
Just don't move the swingarm, and you won't spend two and a half hours on a ten-minute mod, like I did.
Buttons Silenced:
Left click
Right click
Scroll wheel button
Forward button
Back button
Again, awesome tutorial!!!
This combined with the smooth scroll mod has made my mouse the best ever. Thank you so much!
When I found that nobody made an instructable for this yet, I thought I'd do my best to make the best.
Also, your mouse should work fine doing this. This pic shows you have the same switches as me.
THANK YOU!