Do you cringe when when they chop off the head of the "Chinese Turkey" at the end of "A Christmas Story"?
Do you think Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving dinner of popcorn and toast sounds pretty good?
If so, I think you will enjoy the No Beast Feast:
Tofurkey with Gravy
Apple Cranberry Sauce
And for Dessert:
Pumpkin Apple Bread Pudding.
So clean out the root cellar, and get cooking!
Step 1: Soy Butter
1/2 C Soy Milk
1C vegetable oil
2tsp Lemon Juice
And a blender.
Put the soy milk in the blender, and turn it on. Pour the oil in slowly. When it's thick, add the lemon juice.
(it's sort of a cross between sourcream and butter. We use it in two recipes for the feast.)