Do you hate it, when you are sitting on the toilet and your bomb drops in the water and your butt gets that famous "water-touch"
Well, here is the solution!
Step 1: Open Up the Toilet.
So, first of all you gonna need to open up the toilet. Take one hand and grab under the rim of the toilet. Now lift it all the way up.
Step 2: Toilet Paper.
Take a piece of toilet paper, it should be between 8 and 12 sheets. Rip it off and than crumple it. After this you just drop it in the middle of the toilet.
Step 3: The Fun Part. No Water-touch.
Now you can free yourself without water touching your bottom. Dont forget to flush the toilet, close it and wash your hands afterwards. Maybe even open up the window if needed.