Not-so-veggie Veggie Burger

Not-so-veggie Veggie Burger
Don't go broke buying small veggie burger patties from the store. Build your own American portion sized veggie burgers. This recipe is not for vegans but rather for the discerning connoisseur who appreciates a tasty homemade veggie burger. I modified this recipe from Jolinda Hackett's Spicy TVP Burger http://vegetarian.about.com/od/veggieburgerrecipes/r/spicytvpburger.htm , so please don't let me steal any credit for originality.
 
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Step 1Get your stuff together

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What you will need:
1.33 cups of TVP (Textured Vegetable Protein) You can buy this in bulk at your local health food store. TVP is a soy based processed food that isn't 100% healthy for you, so it should taste good.
20 ounces of Chicken Broth Although I should use vegetable broth to remain veggie, I figured why waste the bouillon I already have in the cupboard. The chicken's dead, don't waste 'em.
2 eggs beaten Sorry vegans, just be glad I don't include an animal cruelty joke about beating eggs at this point.
1 big jalapeno minced
2 cups white flour
0.5 onion minced
0.5 cups of chopped mushrooms
3 Tbsp of your favorite BBQ Sauce Great BBQ sauce is rarely vegan due to use of animal products.
1 tsp chili powder
1 tsp Italian seasoning
oil for frying pan I used a spray oil, but you could use bacon grease since we're not being very veggie.
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21 comments
Feb 9, 2012. 9:35 AMjessyratfink says:
Yum, I love veggie burgers!
Feb 26, 2010. 2:00 PMbettbee says:
You poor little mistreated thing . . . I feel so sorry for you. It's sad but also a little funny how insecure people who also happen to be omnivorous always seem to think vegans are lower on some kind of totem pole than they are, and thus will be willing to take this kind of stupid abuse. Vegans only EAT lower on the food chain, which some folks might argue is actually a virtue.

Where you've gone wrong is in making the mistake of equating kindness and compassion with weakness. I realize it's a bit threatening that there are people out there who actually think about the effects of their actions, but you might try it sometime - you might find a source of that pride and self-worth you are so clearly lacking. I'm sure once you grow up a little and learn some self-esteem you won't feel such a need to be quite so transparently offensive.
Aug 7, 2011. 9:04 AMXhelot says:
bettbee,

take it easy! Some people just don't get it. As an omnivore I try to avoid eating animal protein that comes from factory farms or any other place that abuses livestock of any kind from chickens to beef cattle
I don't have a moral problem with being a meat eater but, I certainly have a problem with unnecessary cruelty in the acquisition of that food source.
That's where my conscience is and I can appreciate you for the stand you take for your conscience.It isn't easy to be different nor is it easy to make a dietary change as drastic as going vegan. Good for you!
I tried the vegetarian dietary change back in '73 and lasted for two months, my downfall was Thanksgiving dinner. Somehow spuds, corn and squash just didn't get it. Maybe it's a cultural thing, maybe spiritual, or maybe just good old compassion for a fellow being, either way stick with your ethics.

ExHelot
Feb 7, 2011. 1:31 PMBokiniki says:
"The chicken's dead, don't waste 'em"

hehehe
Apr 6, 2010. 6:26 PMsockless says:
Just in case any vegans actually want to make this recipe, but because of the eggs can't, you can substitute apple sauce for the eggs.
May 2, 2009. 3:43 PMbasjan says:
Thanks for the recipe
Aug 28, 2008. 2:41 PMnoxvox says:
You could probably just use imitation ground beef, say of the Boca variety, to be extra safe. These look delicious, though!
Jul 23, 2008. 10:06 AMbackcountry says:
Careful with that TVP stuff. There's all kinds of literature on the dangers of the plant estrogens in unfermented soy on the human body.
Jul 23, 2008. 10:58 AMpyro13 says:
Like what?
Jul 23, 2008. 3:14 PMbackcountry says:
I can't attribute it specifically to the TVP because I was using soy my main protein source (soy milk, tofu, etc.). In my case it was a low thyroid condition:

http://thyroid.about.com/cs/soyinfo/
Aug 23, 2008. 1:39 PMOscelot says:
cool, I'll have to start eating it! (hyperthyroid here) ;)
Jul 23, 2008. 4:25 PMpyro13 says:
I shouldn't have any problems though, 'cause i eat meat ;D.
May 5, 2011. 2:53 PMgreeneprojects says:
Ha, Ha, Ha!! That is some crazy smack there! Actually ALL the thirties women I have know with fertility issues have been meat eaters.
Jul 23, 2008. 4:24 PMpyro13 says:
Cept i'm neither a mouse, nor a chick ;)
Jul 24, 2008. 1:34 AMdivama says:
Hope they taste as good as they LOOK.
Jul 22, 2008. 10:46 PMrerat says:
guf! I have a camo Chrome Kremlin!
Jul 23, 2008. 7:35 AMGjdj3 says:
Nice job! This looks good and properly sized. Well written too. 5 stars.
Jul 23, 2008. 6:53 AMColinRN79 says:
I have the great priviledge of knowing the Sturtle and tried these out two days ago. I think I even encouraged him to make it into an instructable. I added some minced garlic and we liked them alot. Great job Sterls!!!!!!
Jul 23, 2008. 4:45 AMdoc.neuman says:
these look delicious. i'm gonna try them out tonight. your write-up was hilarious.

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