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DISCLAIMER: THIS MAY BE POTENTIALLY CONSIDERED A WEAPON, AND IF YOU TRY TO DO SOMETHING REALLY, REALLY STUPID WITH THIS, LIKE BLINDING YOUR FRIENDS OR TRYING TO CIRCUMCISE THEM, IT'S NOT MY BAD, OK?


Ok, now the fun things.
Are you a Call of Duty fan and/or an office worker? If so, here is it. The office ballistic knife.
I'll make four steps: the Launcher, the Knives, the Loading and Firing, and the PSs.
Also go constructive with the comments.

Step 1: Launcher

Picture of Launcher
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You'll need:
a Pilot G2 pen

1)Disassemble the pen (note: to take off the spring, you can use a toothpick)
2)Saw off the pen tip
3)Insert in the back of the body the pieces in this order: Button, Spring, Piston
4)Screw back the top of the body
 
zzz11 year ago

DISCLAIMER: THIS MAY BE POTENTIALLY CONSIDERED A WEAPON, AND IF YOU TRY TO DO SOMETHING REALLY, REALLY STUPID WITH THIS, LIKE BLINDING YOUR FRIENDS OR TRYING TO CIRCUMCISE THEM, IT'S NOT MY BAD, OK?

A few years ago I made one of these. Turns out that math teachers don't enjoy future inventors/engineers "Fixing" Pilot pens. Note: Math teachers think eraser bits are dangerous.
I used a Wooden skewer. It worked. (I didnt have any straws) Just tape the end so it is more top heavy. Great "Ible"!!
Delo97 (author)  ThatKnottyguy3 years ago
Yes, you can also use rolled paper, whic is what I used when fighthing with soft targets.
LiftAndLove3 years ago
wuts PSs mean?
Delo97 (author)  LiftAndLove3 years ago
Post Scriptums
Jaredicus3 years ago
Does it actualy cut?
Delo97 (author)  Jaredicus3 years ago
Well, if you throw it hard enough, it sticks in wood. Nuff said.
Johnhall443 years ago
I dont think someone will circumcise anyone but....
somebody probaly will try to......
avan saun3 years ago
How do you get the button out of the pen?
Nothing2it4 years ago
i cant get it to work
Delo97 (author)  Nothing2it4 years ago
How?
What is wrong?
Is something broken?
Emokid00014 years ago
Wow, didn't work for me..... I mean, how do you saw off the tip and then screw it back on?
Delo97 (author)  Emokid00014 years ago
You don't have to put the plastic piece tip on the piece from where you have sawed it off, but to screw back the grip to the tube.
Just throw away the tip.
thank you :)