Paper Covered Phone (Chemical Suit)

Step 2 Prepare the Paper

1. Pick up your piece of paper.
2. Watch you plastic food bag fall off the desk.
3. Scrunch up your paper.
4. Unscrunch your paper.

Repeat points 3 and 4 till paper is supple and wrinkled (like a bank note*)



*In my younger more deviant days i would print out £5 notes on my printer and then "soften" the paper to make it feel right. I never managed to buy anything off adults using this method.

Yes £5 (Five Pounds), I live in the UK. Despite not having dollars the word dollar has, annoyingly, entered the slang vocabulary. (e.g. "ee-yah mate, got a dollah?")

Comments

[pinstripebob]

I know, everyone's jealous of our (U.S.A.) superior monetary system. jk