That's where plastic paperclips come in! Though, the ones sold in stores tend to make me pine for the normality of the metal paper clip. I still wanted something different though! So when instructables came into possession of several Duane Reade club cards, I knew I had my chance!
Step 1: Materials
A Laser Cutter (or X-Acto Blade)
(if using a laser cutter you'll need the appropriate software)
A little bit of spare time.