We all knew it be horrific and I'd make sounds that kill cats.
However after I figured out the easiest way to make a noise with two spoons and your hand I played a chunk of low rider, the verse, which is a desperately easy song to remember because it's somehow been connected with me.
Sam turned round open mouth and went "That, that's F**king Lowrider! Epic"
Turns out spoons are easy to play...
Step 1: Picking Spoons
The easiest kind of spoon to work with is probably a table spoon, though girls may be better with tea spoons because their hands are smaller, I honestly know very little about playing spoons.
It should have a flat handle, because they need to sit kind of together and round ones don't work well, also no plastic at all, I don't know why but if you're using spoons as an instrument then you'll need to have metal all the way, obviously you need to have a metal spoon bit, but no plastic handles either.
The spoons shouldn't be too heavy either, mainly because when they are it's hard to keep a fast beat right, also I wouldn't go near the silverware, it'd get flat spots on the back, be heavy and not sound as nice...
Then again, I just picked two spoons out of the dish rack, while under the influence, so take my advice as it is. Questionable.