Pocket Sized Cardboard Voodoo Torture Kit

In the Ancient times of the 21st century workers got angry with co-workers and their bosses. Pupils got angry with their teachers and head-teachers. Friends got angry with enemies but all these ancient people knew they would get hurt or excluded or fired if they let their anger fly on the people they hated. They came up with a solution! A portable voodoo torture kit! To vent their frustration without actually hurting anyone! What a good idea...

A Few Notes:

• I'm not from the future = D
• This instructable would be a lot better if I had a 15 Mega-pixel camera, but I tried.
• I would have entered this into the pocket sized contest but I didn't know it had stopped accepting entry's
• This is kind of a joke because i'm not expecting anyone to make one

Step 1 Tin Of Pain

Many years ago in the 21st century their used to be a thing called a 'mint'. They where rather like sweets but instead of tasting sweet they tasted 'minty' our historians have yet to discover what 'minty' tastes like. But historians have discovered that there was a mint called 'altoids' and they where very popular. They also came in tins that once all the mints had been eaten could be used to make a portable voodoo kit as described in the intro.

Notes:

• I know its not proper altoids but its the same tin
• You Will also need the things in the second picture.
• You may want to use a lighter instead of matches

Comments

[pastmaster]

what is the difrrence between orange tip matches and red tip ones?????

[king kolton9]

are you colorblind

[poparoo4]

Orange ( I think you mean pink ) are non safety and can be struck on rough opjects eg. paving slabs on the street. Red tipped matches are safety matches and can only be struck on the box. I think this is correct and I hope it helps!

[chicks dig me]

you seem to be an extremely nice person.and i applaude you for it.

[poparoo4]

Thanks! I try to be, sorry I didn't reply straight away I've been in France for two weeks.

[chicks dig me]

its quite alright. thank you for your great attitude twards people. it almost makes up for the rude behavior some others exibit.

[poparoo4]

Thanks again lol

[chicks dig me]

your very welcome.

[Warlrosity]

I'm very sorry, but frankly I'm dissappointed.

[poparoo4]

Why?

[Warlrosity]

I thought it would be string voo doo!

[poparoo4]

Whats one of those (Im on a french pc and I can't do question marks,lol)

[Warlrosity]

Oh, google voo doo dolls

[poparoo4]

Oh right them I see what they are I have one! Its a ninja one.

[bowmaster]

So you're the person who has been poking me!!!!!!!

[poparoo4]

Lol, hahahha. = ) good coment

[bowmaster]

Thanks.

[15zhangfra]

I'm voting for this one

[poparoo4]

Thanks If you really are going to vote for me! Youve made my day!

[disconnect]

Brilliant!

[poparoo4]

Thankyou! So Much I mean I really apreciate all this positive feed back

[insomniaSAH]

lol... I'm really tempted to make a 'realistic' altoids voodoo kit now xD

[poparoo4]

good good! = D If you really are inspired not just joking i'm very happy

[jakee117]

ahahaha lots of humor, I like it

[poparoo4]

Thankyou, I was really worried the bad quality pictures would ruin it.