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Pocket Sized Cardboard Voodoo Torture Kit

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In the Ancient times of the 21st century workers got angry with co-workers and their bosses. Pupils got angry with their teachers and head-teachers. Friends got angry with enemies but all these ancient people knew they would get hurt or excluded or fired if they let their anger fly on the people they hated. They came up with a solution! A portable voodoo torture kit! To vent their frustration without actually hurting anyone! What a good idea...

A Few Notes:

  • I'm not from the future = D
  • This instructable would be a lot better if I had a 15 Mega-pixel camera, but I tried.
  • I would have entered this into the pocket sized contest but I didn't know it had stopped accepting entry's
  • This is kind of a joke because i'm not expecting anyone to make one

 
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Step 1: Tin Of Pain

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Many years ago in the 21st century their used to be a thing called a 'mint'. They where rather like sweets but instead of tasting sweet they tasted 'minty' our historians have yet to discover what 'minty' tastes like. But historians have discovered that there was a mint called 'altoids' and they where very popular. They also came in tins that once all the mints had been eaten could be used to make a portable voodoo kit as described in the intro.

Notes:

  • I know its not proper altoids but its the same tin
  • You Will also need the things in the second picture.
  • You may want to use a lighter instead of matches

Step 2: Victim Preperation

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Sir Charles I Diot discovered that people from the 21st century used to prepare the victims with care and preperation. Carefully cutting them out of cardboard and colouring them in, even naming them.

Notes:

  • Depending on what torture methods you choose you will have to make your victims long and thin or short and fat like me because I used matches instead of a lighter.

pastmaster5 years ago
what is the difrrence between orange tip matches and red tip ones?????
are you colorblind
poparoo4 (author)  pastmaster5 years ago
Orange ( I think you mean pink ) are non safety and can be struck on rough opjects eg. paving slabs on the street. Red tipped matches are safety matches and can only be struck on the box. I think this is correct and I hope it helps!
you seem to be an extremely nice person.and i applaude you for it.
poparoo4 (author)  chicks dig me4 years ago
Thanks! I try to be, sorry I didn't reply straight away I've been in France for two weeks.
its quite alright. thank you for your great attitude twards people. it almost makes up for the rude behavior some others exibit.
poparoo4 (author)  chicks dig me4 years ago
Thanks again lol
your very welcome.
Warlrosity4 years ago
I'm very sorry, but frankly I'm dissappointed.
poparoo4 (author)  Warlrosity4 years ago
Why?
I thought it would be string voo doo!
poparoo4 (author)  Warlrosity4 years ago
Whats one of those (Im on a french pc and I can't do question marks,lol)
Oh, google voo doo dolls
poparoo4 (author)  Warlrosity4 years ago
Oh right them I see what they are I have one! Its a ninja one.
So you're the person who has been poking me!!!!!!!
poparoo4 (author)  bowmaster4 years ago
Lol, hahahha. = ) good coment
Thanks.
15zhangfra5 years ago
I'm voting for this one
poparoo4 (author)  15zhangfra5 years ago
Thanks If you really are going to vote for me! Youve made my day!
disconnect5 years ago
Brilliant!
poparoo4 (author)  disconnect5 years ago
Thankyou! So Much I mean I really apreciate all this positive feed back
insomniaSAH5 years ago
lol... I'm really tempted to make a 'realistic' altoids voodoo kit now xD
poparoo4 (author)  insomniaSAH5 years ago
good good! = D If you really are inspired not just joking i'm very happy
jakee1175 years ago
ahahaha lots of humor, I like it
poparoo4 (author)  jakee1175 years ago
Thankyou, I was really worried the bad quality pictures would ruin it.