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Milk, or any liquid, is THE MOST DANGEROUS nemesis to all IT products ( laptop, phones, tv, etc)
so why not give someone a heart attack with a fake milk splatter on their laptop? 

you'll need:
- a piece of glass, or any smooth surface
- white glue, aka elmer's
- soap, or any lubricant (cooking spray, WD40, etc)
- knife
 
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Step 1: Prep your surface

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Your surface can be any smooth surface, I just had a piece of glass around.

Now take a your choice of lubricant (bar soap for me), and cover the piece of glass. 
This makes the removal easier later.

I also took a piece of brown paper to spread it around more. totally optional.

Step 2: Squirt your 'milk'

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With the surface ready, take a bottle of white glue and 'draw' out your milk splatter.

You want to squirt out a nice thick layer of glue, that way it is easier to peel it off after it dries. 

Step 3: Let it dry...

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Now let it dry for a good 6 to 10 hrs. 
You don't want to leave it close to a warm vent or anything, you'll get wrinkles on your milk!

Step 4: Time to peel

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Once the glue dries, take a knife or anything with a sharp edge, and poke the edges around.
After the thin strips are free, it should be easy to peel off the whole thing off your surface.

Step 5: Sign up your victim for life insurance

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Now with your milk splatter in hand, you can place it on anything you want without harming anything.
Try distracting your victim to the kitchen, then place the fake milk splatter on his/her laptop, and wait for some reaction!
Enjoy!

You can add some colors to your glue for other uses, red for fake blood puddle, green for slime, etc.
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vladivastok1 month ago

I KNOW JUST WHO IM GONNA DO THIS TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK'S [ VLAD ]

owen57024 months ago
You should add brown to it so it looks like coffee
Canadascout4 months ago
"Milk"
Bobey5 months ago
Turn off the computer so it looks like it died
RayJN6 months ago

Haven't tried it yet but seem a thin coat of Vaseline on glass should give an easy release

flerfmod23 years ago
This does not really work.
awesome profile pic yo!
PhilieBlunt6 months ago
you could add a tipped over paper cup on the edge of it with some glue inside also to really sell the effect
hjig6 months ago

Putting glue on a warm keyboard; what could go wrong? Have you tested closing the lid?

kjsrocks6 months ago

even better if you put a bad screen like an error screen

Ron543216 months ago
gudd....
missloveuk6 months ago

that is a good idea

thanks for this idea

smallfly103 years ago
I do stuff like this all the time.I use anything from wax paper to plastic rap.
PLASTIC RAP.......
YO, YO PLASTIC IF FANTASTIC YO.......

I always thought it was "Plasty Crap". LOL

HPandLOTR6 months ago

this is great :)

Diabolical... Haha
Fat hamster2 years ago
I love my sister freaked
Two words; Freaking awesome.
nice
enrhedando3 years ago
jejeje menuda broma!! thanks
bree.jay3 years ago
Do you think it would maybe be easier, instead of putting the glue on a piece of glass to later scrape up, to maybe put it on a smoothe flat piece of saran wrap? I'm not sure if that would work though, just a thought, lol. I only say this because I can definitely see myself ripping/screwing up the removal process lol!
Really great instructable, thanks so much for sharing! Wish I had read this before April Fools' =P
ams00273 years ago
would it be better if you had a cup of milk and if the victim is gone drink the rest of it and pretend you spilled it
Oh, yeah!
Plo Koon3 years ago
Niiiiiiiice!
Danny14333 years ago
hi
hi to you too
ams00273 years ago
Do you think i could make a small one and put it on my friends phone...LOL besides she has been being really annoying
NutandBolt3 years ago
Nice ible easy to make and looks great. Btw you better hide the internet secret grammar police is after you....Lol
You forgot the dash. You have 9 seconds to hide.
ams0027 hintss3 years ago
9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1 Hello I am the police
Good one! My sister and I used to do this same thing when we were young, only we half-mixed in a little brown paint and it looked just like some sort of ice cream. Also it is fun to make it look like water it is leaking from the bottom of the freezer, especially if there is a lot of expensive meat in the freezer. You can almost watch the billpayer of the house totalling up expenses in his brain.
Celine11073 years ago
Hey I'm not sure if this would work, but mabey you could replace the glass with parchment paper....mabey it would be easier to peel off.....
Btw Nice prank!
alexalex3213 years ago
good job,man
AHAHA
Mine turned clear so i called it water. My parents got so mad before and after the trick.
Tpp43 years ago
also, the glue is known as elmer's not ELMO's
but i like the idea
nzlemming Tpp43 years ago
Tickle me Elmer? :-D
mekoolu (author)  Tpp43 years ago
HAHA i didn't even see that
i fixed it
thanks!
drouleau3 years ago
I can see the victim's face. I looks just like mine when my son spilled his real glass of milk on my laptop keyboard. It killed the machine almost instantly. :(
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