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"You did it! The weighted companion cube certainly brought you good luck!"
If you're anything like the test subjects of the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center, you never want your Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube to leave your side. That's why I made this Companion Cube lucky charm. After the cube was finished, it didn't seem right just hanging off a string. I decided it needed something proper holding it up. The Aperture Science Hand-held Portal Device was the obvious choice.
The cube itself is air-drying clay and a paperclip painted with acrylics. The gun is a piece of a BIC pen covered in clay and staples.
If you're anything like the test subjects of the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center, you never want your Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube to leave your side. That's why I made this Companion Cube lucky charm. After the cube was finished, it didn't seem right just hanging off a string. I decided it needed something proper holding it up. The Aperture Science Hand-held Portal Device was the obvious choice.
The cube itself is air-drying clay and a paperclip painted with acrylics. The gun is a piece of a BIC pen covered in clay and staples.
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor
control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
all that rhubarb's gotta be NASTY!