Introduction: Preserve Your Questionable Substances
Millions of dollars are spent each year by the US government to keep certain substances away from you. The paradox of it is that efforts to stop drug trafficking actually make the drugs themselves more valuable. As more of your tax dollars are sucked away, the traffickers wallets get fatter and fatter. All over substances that could be regulated, sold, and sin-taxed to help the economy.
This guide details the best way I have found to preserve your substances using nothing but the baggy it comes in.
Step 1: Obtain Bag of Questionable Substance
I won't tell you how to obtain these mysterious and forbidden substances. Ask a local college student.
Step 2: Begin to Roll Bag
You want to roll it as tight as you can, much like rolling a cigarette.
Step 3: Continue Rolling
You want to keep as much air out of the bag as you can
Step 4: Begin Twisting the Bag
When there is 2-3 inches left stop rolling with your left hand, but continue rolling with your right hand.
Step 5: Fold in Half
Once you have completely twisted up the bag, fold it in half. It should sort of do this naturally.
Step 6: Tie the Two Corners
Find the top two corners of the bag and tie them together with a regular overhand knot. You can stretch the plastic a little if they aren't long enough.
Step 7: Complete the Knot
Now wrap the corners around the entire thing and tie another overhand knot to secure it.
Step 8: Marvel at Your Ingenuity
This is by far the best way I have come up with to keep things fresh and moist for days. It will never come unrolled unless you untie it.