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QR Code Bad Jokes

QR Code Bad Jokes
Bad jokes have existed since the dawn of time, yet sadly these have not been updated for the 21st century.. UNTIL NOW! The QR code Bad Joke Project seeks to harass the public sphere by hiding bad jokes as an interesting and engaging poster.  


 
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Step 1Obtain some bad jokes

Obtain some bad jokes
First to start this project I had to get some bad jokes. I took the short way out and used the Oatmeal's Dumb Jokes That Are Funny to find jokes i liked.

Other sources of bad jokes can be found at the following places:
- Dads
- Uncles
- First Dates
- Sporting Events
- Cocktail Parties

Where ever you get your jokes, make sure they are bad, in a good way.
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32 comments
May 7, 2012. 5:26 AMlkuziez9680 says:
Dec 23, 2011. 10:10 PMnomooremr.niceguy says:
Why does it take longer to make a blonde snowman?
Dec 23, 2011. 10:08 PMnomooremr.niceguy says:
When is a car not a car?

Nov 14, 2011. 3:41 PMQueentut says:
I love this! I just posted 4 around!

Aug 11, 2011. 2:38 PMaliah says:
 
Sep 8, 2011. 10:42 PMcomputer_guy says:
If you can't scan this:
Here you go.

You stay here, I'll go on a head!
Sep 8, 2011. 10:43 PMcomputer_guy says:
aparently my QR didnt load :(
Aug 11, 2011. 3:42 PMCheeseMcGee says:
Aug 11, 2011. 6:01 PMDemeGeek says:
Aug 13, 2011. 12:15 PMdrmomentum says:
For example:
Aug 16, 2011. 7:17 PMDemeGeek says:
Aug 16, 2011. 8:19 PMdrmomentum says:
Aug 18, 2011. 5:23 PMDemeGeek says:
Aug 11, 2011. 10:03 AMballoondoggle says:
Our local zoo uses QR codes to entice people into getting more info on displays. I'm thinking I could copy the format they use and put the jokes around the place. That could be fun, and just another reason to re-up our membership!
Aug 30, 2011. 9:48 AMballoondoggle says:
Here is my implementation. The zoo doesn't seem to have settled on a uniform format for these signs, so these may blend in well despite my poor image editing skills. I've printed them on 3x5 index cards and just need to find a non-destructive way to post them at various exhibits.

There are 24, and all the jokes are intended to match the animal they are displayed near. I'll probably never hear of anyone finding them, so I'll just have to be happy with the thought that I did it.
Aug 13, 2011. 4:40 PMCrayfishYAY says:
How do you read QR code?
Aug 27, 2011. 3:57 PMjustin.jackson says:
most use a smartphone. but i think they make dedicated scanners. which are probably more expensive than a smartphone.
Aug 22, 2011. 4:15 PMpopcorn4lunch says:
Here's mine
Aug 17, 2011. 9:12 PMSwimmingRox says:
If you need a good QR code reader (and you happen to own a 4G iPod or an iPhone) get the app called "Scan" by QR Code City. It's simple yet effective.
Aug 12, 2011. 8:30 AME_MAN says:
i am thinking about doing this..............
Aug 11, 2011. 11:56 PMRichardBronosky says:

I love this idea. It needed to be much easier. I created an online generator
http://j.mp/pyQfTl

Also available on github https://gist.github.com/1141590
Aug 12, 2011. 12:01 AMRichardBronosky says:
so meta...
Aug 11, 2011. 8:55 PMmontymintypie says:
I've done something similar - I just had 'YOU JUST LOST THE GAME" in a QR code. I like this idea better, there's something to entice the person to scan...
Aug 11, 2011. 4:13 PMdoxsys says:
This is a freakin' brilliant idea! I love it! Can't wait to paper my neighborhood. :)
Aug 11, 2011. 1:14 PMStrangely says:
Yay permission!
Aug 11, 2011. 9:06 AMdaveand5 says:
Just a quick note for "jail and fine" safety
I don't believe in the US you can put a 'sign' on a mailbox, US property you know.
Also most localities AND home owners frown on putting them on telephone posts.
Would really hate to see anyone fined or jailed for an innocent joke, lol, course they way things are going now days, we'll probably have a contest for most fines placing bad jokes, lol.
And what ever you do don't put them on squad cars, lol, the drivers tend to have bad moods, lol.
Aug 11, 2011. 7:38 AMRocketManDave says:
Combines two of my favourite things!
Aug 11, 2011. 6:50 AMkristylynn84 says:
i forgot the joke by the time i scanned it. hahah :D
Aug 11, 2011. 6:42 AMremmelt says:
If you're looking for the fastest QR reader on the iphone, I suggest I-Nigma. I've tried a couple and this is by far the quickest. It's ugly though... very much not optimised for the retina screen.

http://itunes.apple.com/app/i-nigma-4-qr-datamatrix-barcode/id388923203?mt=8
Aug 10, 2011. 8:13 PMSicilianMafia says:
Hahaha, I am SO DOING THIS!
Bravo!
Aug 10, 2011. 5:31 AMsplazem says:
Awesome!
Aug 9, 2011. 2:34 AMbertus52x11 says:
That's funny ! (but geeky as well).
;-)

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