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You never know when you might need a clever disguise in an emergency.
All you need is some sticky backed self adhesive velcro and a pair of scissors, and you can have yourself a brand new identity before her father can break down your front door...
then...
Angry Father: "Where is that little *&^&^*(&^$#%$#??? I'm going to tear him apart."
You: "I'm sorry sir. The man you are looking for just left out the back door."
Angry Father: "Thanks for that. Enjoy your stay in our country."
Just have a look at these pictures to learn how to make your own instant disguise. It might be handy to make up a few of these to keep on hand just in case.
All you need is some sticky backed self adhesive velcro and a pair of scissors, and you can have yourself a brand new identity before her father can break down your front door...
then...
Angry Father: "Where is that little *&^&^*(&^$#%$#??? I'm going to tear him apart."
You: "I'm sorry sir. The man you are looking for just left out the back door."
Angry Father: "Thanks for that. Enjoy your stay in our country."
Just have a look at these pictures to learn how to make your own instant disguise. It might be handy to make up a few of these to keep on hand just in case.
In fact you could cover your entire body and be a gorilla. Removal might be a bit painful in places though.
On a scale of "Meh" to "Please kill me now" (or 1-10 if you prefer) how much does it hurt to pull them off your face?
While wearing the disguise the person in question may additionally create the ruse of being from another country such as to elude detection further. The phrase "I no speak english" would be a cunning part of such a ruse.
Brilliant, as always.