Step 1: What You'll Need
2. A flat head screw driver. Preferably one that doesn't have any sharp edges, well worn.
3. Lots of patience.
4. A good amount of arm strength in muscles you don't even know exist.
Step 2: Somethings in the Way...
Step 3: Duct Tape?
Step 4: Lets Heat Things Up a Little Bit.
Step 5: Ta Da! Magic
Actually this was 2 hours of cursing and muscle cramps. Ultimately the only way to get this thing on is to do the following:
0. Get in zen mode, it'll be really easy to lose your head after it's popped off for the 18th time. breathe.
1. The big end must go on first. It seems counter intuitive but is by far the best way.
2. Get your hand all the way up in there. Don't try and rely on just a couple fingers.
3. Get over being covered in oil... convince yourself that it's helping you complete your mission.
4. Push the large end of the boot down over the top end of the tube leading into the oil pan.
5. Use the dull screwdriver to stretch the boot over the lip of the steel tube while you push down with all your strength.
Don't tear the boot with the screwdriver! You'll be sorry and waiting another week for shipment.
Maybe order two from the start...
6. Once you get the boot all the way around the tube carefully push it down until it's fully seated. Thankfully the hard part is now over. As long as you don't manage to somehow pull it off in the next couple steps...
7. Now you just have to push the whole boot down and get the little side started on the dipstick end.
8. Once it's started the elasticity in the rubber will actually help seat the top side. Give it an extra couple pushes to make sure it's on all the way.
Woo! One less oil leak... hopefully.