Now you're ready to play RMLB! It's a great sport (at least we think so) that follows George Carlin's definition of a sport.
1. It's played with a ball.
2. Not everybody can do it (Running... not a sport)
3. You can use your arms.
4. You don't have to rent shoes.
5. There's a chance for "serious debilitating injury".
Now go out and have fun playing.
Oh, and if you want George Carlin's entire piece... here.