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Rotting Flesh Hoagie Dip

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Bring a dish to pass? They didn’t see you coming!

The packaging is the kicker in this grotesque Halloween dip. Show up toting one of these to your next Halloween bash and you’ll be the talk of the party. 

The black bottom packaging is a Styrofoam tray from the meat department of the grocery store. If you ask nicely, the butcher may just give a shiny new one. The one that I am using originally came with a rib-eye steak (which isn’t a bad way to get your tray!). I ate the steak and then washed the black tray in soapy dish water.

If something can be truly disgusting and incredibly delicious at the same time, this is it!

This is really straightforward and quite simple to make. It’s the filling you would find in a traditional hoagie sandwich, all chopped up and served with the bread on the side.

Makes enough for three extremities (I only made two)
Serves 8-10

Rotting Flesh Hoagie Dip
4oz cream cheese, room temperature
½ cup mayonnaise
2 Tbs olive oil
½ lb sliced deli ham
¼ lb sliced deli roasted turkey
¼ lb sliced deli hard salami
2oz cheddar cheese
2oz provolone cheese
1 cup chopped tomato
2 cups chopped romaine lettuce
¼ cup finely chopped sweet onion
¼ cup finely chopped pepperoncini peppers
2 tsp red wine vinegar
1 tsp dried oregano
1 tsp dried basil
½lb prosciutto
1lb loaf Italian bread, cut into slices
 
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Step 1: Make the Sauce

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To make the dressing mixture, place the cream cheese in a microwave-safe bowl and heat for 20-30 seconds to soften (try to make sure there are no lumps) and then stir in the mayonnaise, and olive oil and then set aside.

Step 2: Chop the Meat

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Stack up the meat slices and chop them into roughly 1/4” pieces. I cut them into strips one way and then the opposite way to make small squares. Place the meat into a large bowl.

Step 3: Chop the Cheese

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Next, cut the cheese into small pieces and add it to the bowl with the meat.

Disgustingly perfect.
Thanks for the instruct able.

Berry cool
This is pretty cool! Great job!
q8mcm1 year ago
Ha ha ha ha
robbied1 year ago
This is awesome! for added gruesome maybe some red sauce lightly streaked around it, or in a little bag
RonTow1 year ago
Really fantastic idea. I'd say you are thinking outside the bun
that is very cool, I'll definitely be using this next year at my works Halloween lunch
i really like this idea and it does taste good!
ha ha ha neat
Very nice!