Introduction: SAFE Fake Virus - - - Great for Trolling

Easy to use, fake virus using VBScript, a feature built in to recent windows computers. THIS WILL NOT WORK ON MAC! 

Step 1: Open Up Notepad

open up a blank notepad, this can be found in Accessories in the 'all programs' section of the start menu.

Step 2: Copy + Paste This Code Into the Notepad

Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

strName = wshShell.ExpandEnvironmentStrings( "%USERNAME%" )

x=msgbox ("Critical: Your system is severely affected by multiple threats.. To abort all processes, press 'Abort'. To Scan again, press 'Retry'. To continue all processes, click 'Ignore'." ,2+16, "Virus found by Windows Defender©")
WScript.sleep 2000
msgbox "Sytem failure in %WINDIR%",48,ERROR

WshShell.Run "cmd"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "cls"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "{ENTER}"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "A"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "r"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "e"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys " "
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "y"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "o"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "u"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys " "
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "s"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "c"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "a"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "r"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "e"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "d"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys ","
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys " "
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys strName
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "?"
x=msgbox ("?",4)
wshshell.sendkeys "{ENTER}"
wshshell.sendkeys "cls"
wshshell.sendkeys "{ENTER}"
if x=6 Then
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "G"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "o"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "o"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "d"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys ","
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys " "
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "y"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "o"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "u"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys " "
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "s"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "h"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "o"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "u"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "l"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "d"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys " "
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "b"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "e"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "."
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "."
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "."
wshshell.sendkeys "{ENTER}"
WScript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "exit"
WScript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{ENTER}"
End If

if x=7 Then
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "N"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "o"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "?"
WScript.sleep 500
wshshell.sendkeys " "
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "."
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "."
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "."
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "Y"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "o"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "u"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys " "
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "s"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "h"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "o"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "u"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "l"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "d"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys " "
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "b"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "e"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "."
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "."
WScript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "{ENTER}"
WScript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "exit"
WScript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{ENTER}"

End If
WshShell.Run "cmd"
WScript.sleep 500
wshshell.sendkeys "dir"
WScript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{ENTER}"
WScript.sleep 1000
wshshell.sendkeys "dir"
WScript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{ENTER}"
WScript.sleep 2000
wshshell.sendkeys "cls"
WScript.sleep 40
wshshell.sendkeys "{ENTER}"
WScript.sleep 40
wshshell.sendkeys "prompt deleting cookies..."
WScript.sleep 40
wshshell.sendkeys "{ENTER}"
WScript.sleep 40
wshshell.sendkeys "cls"
WScript.sleep 40
wshshell.sendkeys "{ENTER}"
WScript.sleep 2000
wshshell.sendkeys "prompt deleting Users..."
WScript.sleep 40
wshshell.sendkeys "{ENTER}"
WScript.sleep 40
wshshell.sendkeys "cls"
WScript.sleep 40
wshshell.sendkeys "{ENTER}"
WScript.sleep 2000

wshshell.sendkeys "prompt deleting drive 'C:'..."
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "{ENTER}"
WScript.sleep 40
wshshell.sendkeys "cls"
WScript.sleep 40
wshshell.sendkeys "{ENTER}"
WScript.sleep 1000
x=msgbox ("Are you sure that you want to permanently delete all directories, files, and subfiles in environment variable: '%ALLDATA%' ? " ,4+32, "C:\")
WScript.sleep 2000
wshshell.sendkeys "prompt deleting system 32..."
WScript.sleep 70
wshshell.sendkeys "{ENTER}"
WScript.sleep 40
wshshell.sendkeys "cls"
WScript.sleep 40
wshshell.sendkeys "{ENTER}"
WScript.sleep 1000
wshshell.sendkeys "exit"
WScript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "{ENTER}"
WScript.sleep 4000
msgbox "Just kidding :)"

Step 3: Saving

save the file as anything you want, it just has to end in '.vbs'
   ex.      fakevirus.vbs

***make sure you save it to 'all files' and not 'text documents (*.txt)' 

Step 4: Creating the Shortcut

Right click on your desktop, and select  'create new'  then 'shortcut'  and click 'browse' and find the file you just saved.
Name it something interesting like " Magic Box Game "

Step 5: Editing the Shortcut

In order to get someone to click on it, you have to make this shortcut appealing.   
right click on the shortcut and then click   'properties'  , then   'Change Icon...'  and change the icon to something you think will catch your victim's eye.
Now you're done setting the trap!

Step 6: Tips and Warnings

you can end the program at any time by opening task manager ( CTRL + ALT + DELETE) and going to the 'processes' tab, and ending 'wscript.exe'

Clicking on another window or exiting out of the command prompt while the program is running may cause random files on your desktop to open.

HAVE FUN!