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Save $200 in 2 minutes and have the worlds best writing pen

Step 5If you don't have a 5 year old, make one.

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31 comments

May 7, 2011. 12:57 PMColinTheIntelligent says:

I guess defective condoms are usefull for something.

Jun 16, 2009. 3:35 AMarduinoe says:

this step may take a while , up to 9 months (relation ship problems may hinder child production) lol

Apr 3, 2010. 6:41 PMisaac! says:

lol fail, 9 months gives you a >1 year old as im sure you realized as soon as you typed it

May 5, 2011. 7:07 PMink13jr says:

lol fail 9 months give you a newborn.

Nov 14, 2010. 6:36 PMSuperCoPilot says:

i just stole a 5 year old from the local day care

May 7, 2010. 3:57 PMzascecs says:

If you don't want to wait really long, simply go to a child day-care center...

Mar 13, 2009. 2:18 PMTurtleKing99 says:

make a five-year-old that would take 69 months!

Feb 17, 2010. 8:21 AMsomeniceguyon says:

that it would

Dec 13, 2009. 3:15 PMTheRevisionist says:

you obviously did not factor this into the time given in the title. I was expecting a quick hack, but i guess im gonna have to do a whole lot more waiting than planned. lol

Aug 26, 2009. 6:58 AMfourletterfame says:

Alright my five year old is ready, what was I supposed to ask him again?

Dec 11, 2009. 3:41 PMMehehehful says:

roflmao

Aug 5, 2009. 1:44 PMtheburford says:

lol

Dec 15, 2008. 1:23 PMdavid_ says:

Can you go into further detail about how to make a 5 year old? Perhaps pictures would help me understand. Thanks ; )

Jun 16, 2009. 3:35 AMarduinoe says:

and maybe a whole new instruatble !!! , or maybe not

Feb 18, 2009. 6:18 PMtandandesign says:

i have to say, i have read many, many instructables and have never commented--but yours inspired me to write and say, damn fine instructable--not because i'll go out and make this necessarily but because this is very well written and hilarious to read. kudos!

Nov 30, 2008. 5:36 PMNocivo says:

LOL!!! i love this instructable!!!

Aug 28, 2008. 3:33 PMpmartinez says:

LOL.. The funniest Instructable I've read so far... Great job like your idea.. loved you sense of humor... Pedro

Nov 26, 2008. 2:22 AMthinkdunson says:

/agree

Sep 23, 2008. 4:09 AMshikaku says:

awwww no pics lol

Aug 30, 2007. 10:19 AMTansao says:

Your 2 minutes instructable depends on a 5 years and 9 months step. Calculating the expenses and efforts required, buying a Mont Blanc is the cheapest solution. Seriously, thanks for the idea Kingat.

Sep 4, 2008. 2:16 PMCrysthala says:

Actually, buying the pen is only cheaper if you can't figure out that it's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey. If you do require the five-year-old, you may have deeper issues.

Sep 14, 2008. 3:50 PMBoom-Man says:

lol haha so funny the pen IS cheaper(ask my parents)