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Step 5: If you don't have a 5 year old, make one.

(this step may take a while)
 
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Dustycookie says: Feb 18, 2013. 5:33 AM
Or just talk to SimSimi. He makes as much sense as a 5-year-old.
Dustycookie says: Feb 18, 2013. 5:33 AM
Or just talk to SimSimi. He makes as much sense as a 5-year-old.
ColinTheIntelligent says: May 7, 2011. 12:57 PM
I guess defective condoms are usefull for something.
arduinoe says: Jun 16, 2009. 3:35 AM
this step may take a while , up to 9 months (relation ship problems may hinder child production) lol
isaac! in reply to arduinoeApr 3, 2010. 6:41 PM
lol fail, 9 months gives you a >1 year old as im sure you realized as soon as you typed it
ink13jr in reply to isaac!May 5, 2011. 7:07 PM
lol fail 9 months give you a newborn.
SuperCoPilot says: Nov 14, 2010. 6:36 PM
i just stole a 5 year old from the local day care
zascecs says: May 7, 2010. 3:57 PM
 If you don't want to wait really long, simply go to a child day-care center...
TurtleKing99 says: Mar 13, 2009. 2:18 PM
make a five-year-old that would take 69 months!
someniceguyon in reply to TurtleKing99Feb 17, 2010. 8:21 AM
that it would
TheRevisionist says: Dec 13, 2009. 3:15 PM
you obviously did not factor this into the time given in the title. I was expecting a quick hack, but i guess im gonna have to do a whole lot more waiting than planned. lol
fourletterfame says: Aug 26, 2009. 6:58 AM
Alright my five year old is ready, what was I supposed to ask him again?
Mehehehful in reply to fourletterfameDec 11, 2009. 3:41 PM
roflmao
theburford says: Aug 5, 2009. 1:44 PM
lol
david_ says: Dec 15, 2008. 1:23 PM
Can you go into further detail about how to make a 5 year old? Perhaps pictures would help me understand. Thanks ; )
arduinoe in reply to david_Jun 16, 2009. 3:35 AM
and maybe a whole new instruatble !!! , or maybe not
tandandesign says: Feb 18, 2009. 6:18 PM
i have to say, i have read many, many instructables and have never commented--but yours inspired me to write and say, damn fine instructable--not because i'll go out and make this necessarily but because this is very well written and hilarious to read. kudos!
Nocivo says: Nov 30, 2008. 5:36 PM
LOL!!! i love this instructable!!!
pmartinez says: Aug 28, 2008. 3:33 PM
LOL.. The funniest Instructable I've read so far... Great job like your idea.. loved you sense of humor... Pedro
thinkdunson in reply to pmartinezNov 26, 2008. 2:22 AM
/agree
shikaku says: Sep 23, 2008. 4:09 AM
awwww no pics lol
Tansao says: Aug 30, 2007. 10:19 AM
Your 2 minutes instructable depends on a 5 years and 9 months step. Calculating the expenses and efforts required, buying a Mont Blanc is the cheapest solution. Seriously, thanks for the idea Kingat.
Crysthala in reply to TansaoSep 4, 2008. 2:16 PM
Actually, buying the pen is only cheaper if you can't figure out that it's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey. If you do require the five-year-old, you may have deeper issues.
Boom-Man in reply to CrysthalaSep 14, 2008. 3:50 PM
lol haha so funny the pen IS cheaper(ask my parents)
lobo_pal says: Aug 31, 2008. 8:20 AM
Just call it pen refill practice.
killerjackalope says: May 15, 2008. 11:07 AM
Umm I made one but it ate the pen, can i borrow someone elses...
imshanedulong in reply to killerjackalopeAug 28, 2008. 12:53 PM
......................................WHAT?
LakeLivin says: Apr 19, 2006. 3:13 PM
I thought each step was supposed to have instructions; you forgot them here!
saturnv7890 in reply to LakeLivinApr 10, 2007. 12:37 PM
You just need to put the tab in the right slot like he said
crappyjoejoe says: Jun 24, 2006. 6:58 AM
How do you make a five-year-old?
Vendigroth in reply to crappyjoejoeMar 19, 2007. 4:49 PM
ask your mum
uncleskids in reply to crappyjoejoeNov 15, 2006. 4:47 PM
i've got a couple you can borrow.
Von Klaus says: Jul 10, 2006. 7:54 AM
where are the pics??
crappyjoejoe says: Jun 24, 2006. 6:58 AM
How do you make a five-year-old?
stud421 says: Apr 23, 2006. 6:32 AM
yeah I agree. I almost put Tab A into the wrong slot. Good thing I read the instuctions first before trying it out.
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