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Step 5: If you don't have a 5 year old, make one.

(this step may take a while)

Comments

[Dustycookie]

Or just talk to SimSimi. He makes as much sense as a 5-year-old.

[Dustycookie]

Or just talk to SimSimi. He makes as much sense as a 5-year-old.

[ColinTheIntelligent]

I guess defective condoms are usefull for something.

[arduinoe]

this step may take a while , up to 9 months (relation ship problems may hinder child production) lol

[isaac!]

lol fail, 9 months gives you a >1 year old as im sure you realized as soon as you typed it

[ink13jr]

lol fail 9 months give you a newborn.

[SuperCoPilot]

i just stole a 5 year old from the local day care

[zascecs]

 If you don't want to wait really long, simply go to a child day-care center...

[TurtleKing99]

make a five-year-old that would take 69 months!

[someniceguyon]

that it would

[TheRevisionist]

you obviously did not factor this into the time given in the title. I was expecting a quick hack, but i guess im gonna have to do a whole lot more waiting than planned. lol

[fourletterfame]

Alright my five year old is ready, what was I supposed to ask him again?

[Mehehehful]

roflmao

[theburford]

lol

[david_]

Can you go into further detail about how to make a 5 year old? Perhaps pictures would help me understand. Thanks ; )

[arduinoe]

and maybe a whole new instruatble !!! , or maybe not

[tandandesign]

i have to say, i have read many, many instructables and have never commented--but yours inspired me to write and say, damn fine instructable--not because i'll go out and make this necessarily but because this is very well written and hilarious to read. kudos!

[Nocivo]

LOL!!! i love this instructable!!!

[pmartinez]

LOL.. The funniest Instructable I've read so far... Great job like your idea.. loved you sense of humor... Pedro

[thinkdunson]

/agree

[shikaku]

awwww no pics lol

[Tansao]

Your 2 minutes instructable depends on a 5 years and 9 months step. Calculating the expenses and efforts required, buying a Mont Blanc is the cheapest solution. Seriously, thanks for the idea Kingat.

[Crysthala]

Actually, buying the pen is only cheaper if you can't figure out that it's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey. If you do require the five-year-old, you may have deeper issues.

[Boom-Man]

lol haha so funny the pen IS cheaper(ask my parents)

[lobo_pal]

Just call it pen refill practice.

[killerjackalope]

Umm I made one but it ate the pen, can i borrow someone elses...

[imshanedulong]

......................................WHAT?

[LakeLivin]

I thought each step was supposed to have instructions; you forgot them here!

[saturnv7890]

You just need to put the tab in the right slot like he said

[crappyjoejoe]

How do you make a five-year-old?

[Vendigroth]

ask your mum

[uncleskids]

i've got a couple you can borrow.

[Von Klaus]

where are the pics??

[crappyjoejoe]

How do you make a five-year-old?

[stud421]

yeah I agree. I almost put Tab A into the wrong slot. Good thing I read the instuctions first before trying it out.