Materials: One fold-out paper perfume sampler advertising insert (the kind you rub on your wrist).
Tools needed: Scissors and a bit of scotch tape.
Step 1: Locate smelly perfume inserts in newspaper ads
Choose one of these, preferably one with a strong yet pleasant aroma. (Or pick a particularly stinky ad if intended for a disliked co-worker whose name you drew in the office pool.)
Step 2: Fold and artfully shred
Then take out long scissors. Leaving the perfumed part folded inside on one of the free ends, make thin parallel cuts along the folded side - about 1/4 inch wide at most. Stop about 1/3 inch away from the fold. This will give you one piece of paper with long shredded strips and a margin along the top.
Step 3: Roll it up and tape it closed
After the roll is complete, ensure it will not unroll again by holding it shut with a small piece of scotch tape.