I found this hilarious website buy Googling "tell me something cool," which led to Googling "famous 800 numbers" (don't even ask the affiliation lol...) anyway... point is: I found a cool website with funny 800 numbers...

     Read the prank set-up ideas and even call the numbers itself... you havvvve to try this one on April fools day!
      or atheist day... whatever it is...

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Step 1: Anonymously Tell Someone They Have Bad Breath

On AFD get to work a little early and leave post it notes on everyone's desk with this number:

Leave a note like'
  "Call soon... 631-960-7187"

It will be funny for hours as everyone slowly discovers they all got it but you... or give one to yourself even and stay anonymous...

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Just leave a note anywhere anytime. Its always funny lol...

Also, 631-960-7171 is for the body odor version vs. bad breath is 631-960-7187

Step 2: Tell Them They Won a PRIZE

Tell a friend, co-worker, family member, or even a dumb next door neighbor that you got their call on mistake, but that someone called and said they won a tv as a door prize for something like a year ago and they never picked it up... give them the number:

Perhaps, write it sloppy even, because its a call to nothing but dead air... they will keep calling and insist you wrote the number wrong so now they can't get their tv! rofl!!

Step 3: Rick Roll Hot Line!

Rick Roll People with the hot line!


or the "old fashioned" online video way:

If you don't know what it is, Wiki says:
“Rickrolling is a prank involving the music video for the 1987 Rick Astley song "Never Gonna Give You Up". In a RickRoll, a person provides a link they claim is relevant to a given topic, but it then takes the user to the Astley video. It can also mean playing the song loudly in public in order to be disruptive. A person who falls for the prank is said to be "RickRolled".

Step 4: Make Up Your Own

Make your own prank and have them call:

This number just tells them they fell for whatever your prank was.

Step 5: Visit the Web Site

More phone numbers and ideas:

And no I'm not affiliated... just think its a good prank :)

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Humor Hotlines does not exist anymore. You need to update or remove this instructable.
Well it exists, and btw you don't own this site so you can't tell them to take it town ya liberal
<p>This just goes to a telemarketing hotline....</p>
is the numbers australia accessible?
I love that website! Thank you for directing me to it.<br> Win Guy
the rick roll working on my friend. rofl

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