Sexy computer prank

Creates a Pop-up that won't go away!

Step 1 Just go to notepad

Go to notepad (start>all programs>accessories>notepad) and type the following between the lines (if you can't read it, copy and paste)

dox= msgbox("The website you are trying to access (place name of dirty website) has been blocked by the administrator.",0+16+4098,"Restrictions")loop

the text inside the parenthesis should be replaced with any name of a porn site.

Comments

[bdblock94]

is there a script to use that will open two others at the same time?

[Super_Nerd]

Sure look here! This one is designed to make errors, but you can modify error.vbs to whatever you want.

[last_decoy]

go to the task manager. either right click the bar at the bottom of the screen or: alt+control+del and kill the vb task. easy.

[MrCreator]

it's CRTL ALT DELETE not alt control delete. just saying... ;)

[knocker]

1) Play the chord (Ctrl+Alt+Del) to open the task manager. 2) Click on the "Processes" tab. 3) Click on "Image Name" to sort the list. 4) Scroll down to the process named "wscript.exe" and click on it. 5) Click the "End Process" button (or press the Delete key). 6) Click the "Yes" button. 7) Close Windows Task Manager.

[King Julien]

thanks a ton.

[King Julien]

no sarcasm

[unominame]

now to only make this into a fork... Hmmm...

[QwertyuioLP]

Could you add a timer?

[michaelb958]

Of course! On a separate line before the do, add WScript.Sleep [delay], where [delay] is replaced with the number of seconds you want to delay it for multiplied by 1000! So, to wait 1 minute [60 seconds], it's WScript.Sleep 60000.

[the guardians]

Not sure...

[example555]

I did this at school on the teachers computer and she started swearing alout, it was halarious

[n3rdd]

@ School. heheheh!

You're in big trouble mister!

[QwertyuioLP]

Could you add in a timer?

[jimtran93]

yes u could... research it

[snoopdoggsaju]

how do u get it to go away?

[jimtran93]

read what Knocker said above

[skoolkid#69]

how do you take it off the screen it wont go away

[jimtran93]

read what knocker" said above

[dragonblue80]

Couldn't you make it go away by taking out the "loop" code in the script, then press "X" then it will go away?

[jimtran93]

no, because they won't let you save it while it is running.........

[Mister nobodie]

No, it doesn't work. it just says "ERROR: "loop" without "do" :(

[jimtran93]

that means u didn't have "do" in ur script

it should read:

do
x= msgbox("The website you are trying to access (place name of dirty website) has been blocked by the administrator.",0+16+4098,"Restrictions")
loop

[junits15]

it would be even cooler if you put it in the startup folder

[volquete]

i tried a test on my computer and it works really well! XD can't wait for computer lab!

[volquete]

gotta do this in school computer lab XD

[geeklord]

flash drive+school computer+pissed off teacher= AWESOMENESS!!!

[volquete]

XD

[god_gave_knex_to_you]

do i wanna know what you did?

[geeklord]

:D

[geeklord]

HOLY CRAP IT WORKS FLAWELEESLY!!!(until the teacher uses task manager, which might take a while :D) I LOVE YOU!!! jk

[krazzyj]

Ok a little improvement... give them IE then wait for the popup. They will think it is for REAL>...

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Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run """C:\Program Files\Internet Explorer\iexplore.exe"""

WScript.Sleep 50000

do
x= msgbox("The website you are trying to access *** has been blocked by the administrator.",0+16+4098,"Restrictions")
loop

[camel flag]

omg that is so funny

[kicker109]

yeah how do you get it to go away

[AZIMUT]

nice. I did it to my friend at his house while he went to the shops. When he got back he tried 2 show me somthin on youtube and he went bright red when the message came up!

[comodore]

HAHAHAHA!!! I like it, good prank! rate:*****