Sick of Snow? I Have a Solution!





Introduction: Sick of Snow? I Have a Solution!

Ok, my back hurts from shoveling out 3 feet of Winter Storm Jonas, aka Blizzard of 2016. My voodoo master told me that this will stop future blizzards. Heck, why not give it a try?

Step 1: Tools/Materials:


  • Your hands
  • Sick Mind


  • Snow
  • Beans
  • Carrot
  • Knives, ice pick, screw driver, etc.
  • Red Food Coloring

Step 2: Build and Sacrifice

This guy is about 2 feet long. He started off pretty nice looking with beans for the mouth/eyes and a fresh carrot nose. However, nice guys won't prevent future blizzards! I promise, it wasn't a painful death. The pencil to the temple did him in pretty fast.

Step 3: RIP

Hasn't snowed in the last 3 days - must be working!



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Bwahahahahaha! I feel your pain. I shoveled out my car then came out the next morning to find all my work filled in. I did the same dig twice.... I think this is a fitting vent of winter frustration.

This is the snow plow that placed 5 feet of ice/snow for me to dig out from the next fun

oooh yhea
wa wa
best of luck to you. stay warm!

lol - the snowman is dead. Unfortunately he decided here to just melt away...

I would be happy for my snowman to just melt away :)

At least yours died with a smile.

I can't lie; I feel the same way.

And where I live, we only got 6 inches of snow over the weekend : )

I think a lot of people feel the same way based on the complaints at work today. It was also interesting to find out who owns a snow blower. That group didn't seem to be complaining as much.