Introduction: Simple Notepad Joke

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Hello! I'm going to show you a simple joke with notepad.

It's based on Visual Basic Script. Visual Basic Script is is an Active Scripting language developed by Microsoft.

This will NOT HARM YOUR COMPUTER

I MADE IT TO ENTER THE APRIL FOOLS SPEED CONTEST, SO IF YOU LIKE IT PLEASE VOTE!

Step 1: Begining

Open Notepad and type this code:

dim answer
answer=MsgBox("Are you stupid?",36,"ALERT")

You can change the question ( Are you stupid?) with anything else.

Step 2: Important Part

Copy the second line several times, but be careful DO NOT copy it too much. The times you copy it depends on how many times the alert will show. I'll copy it 5 times.
You have to copy this only this line:

answer=MsgBox("Are you stupid?",36,"ALERT")

Step 3: Save

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Go to File - Save as

Save your file at the Desktop with this name: DO NOT CLICK HERE.vbs

The name must end with .vbs

Step 4: The Joke

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When you open the file you'll see this

It doesn't matter what you're going to click. You'll see this alert 5 times and you must click yes or no 5 times. ( this is because I copy the second line 5 times, if you copy it more times you'll have to click yes/no more times)

It's really annoying!!!!

Step 5: Change Buttons and Icons

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To make your massage more realistic you can change the icons and the buttons. It's easy....you just have to change the number 36. Of course you can't change it to any number. Every icon and every button have different numbers and the number 36 (in the example) is a sum of the icon and buttons number.

Here are the numbers for the buttons:
OK button - 0
OK and Cancel buttons - 1
About, Retry, Ignore buttons - 2
Yes, No, Cancel buttons - 3
Yes, No buttons - 4
Retry, Cancel - 5

Here are the numbers for the icons:
Icon for Critical Massage (X) - 16
Icon for Warning Query (?) - 32
Icon for Warning Massage (!) - 48
Icon for Information Massage (i) - 64

Here are some examples...
a critical massage with yes/no buttons - the number for critical massage icon is 16 and the number of yes/no buttons is 4. Sum 16+4=20. Type 20 instead of 36 here:
answer=MsgBox("Are you stupid?",36,"ALERT")

the new code will look like this: answer=MsgBox("Are you stupid?",20,"ALERT")

If you don't want your massage to have an icon instead of 36 type only the number of the buttons (0,1,2,3,4 or 5)

Comments

thret1111 made it! (author)2016-10-21

its a really good prank

jalalswat1986 (author)2016-07-19

if not working in Windows 7 check the link for solution

http://intrestingofworld.blogspot.com/2016/07/there-is-no-script-engine-for-file.html

MasonT1 made it! (author)2014-09-16

Awesome ^^

Kevvixx (author)2008-04-10

How did you figure this out? It's AWESOME!! Is there any other tricks with notepad like this?

fish20 (author)Kevvixx2014-02-01

There are quite a lot. A simple one is:

dim input

msgbox("What is your name?")

input = inputbox("Please enter your name")

msgbox(I am pleased to meet you " & input)

fish20 (author)fish202014-02-01

Sorry, at the end, put " before I

slu6alka (author)Kevvixx2008-04-11

Yes...there are lots of them...

extremegtafan (author)slu6alka2008-10-26

Billions...

probably gadgillions

Quadritrigadgillions. Beat that!

ReCreate (author)extremegtafan2008-12-22

googol Ha i beat it(i think)

cyrozap (author)ReCreate2008-12-26

INFINITE AMOUNTS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... (Breathes) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA!

extremegtafan (author)cyrozap2008-12-31

I don't think we can beat that...

ReCreate (author)extremegtafan2008-12-31

ugh...INFINITE PLUS ONE!

extremegtafan (author)ReCreate2009-01-01

Infinite plus TWO!

PKTraceur (author)extremegtafan2009-01-24

Infinite plus infinite... beat it! ~RoAr

qwertyuiopXD (author)PKTraceur2011-10-11

how about infinite times by infine!!!
I BEAT IT!!!!!!!

ReCreate (author)PKTraceur2009-01-26

ummm....INFINITE x INFINITE PLUS ONE!

PKTraceur (author)ReCreate2009-01-26

(INFINITE TIMES INFINITE) PLUS! (A QUADRILLION TIMES INFINITE!) Ha Ha, Ha, ``RoAr

ReCreate (author)PKTraceur2009-01-27

hmmmm...INFINITE TIMES INFINITE TIMES INFINITE AGAIN AND ALL OF THAT TIMES INFINITE! HA,Ha,ha...

PKTraceur (author)ReCreate2009-01-27

A number unknown to humans, aliens, barney, and ewilhelm TIMES A number unknown to humans, aliens, barney, and ewilhelm TIMES INFINITE TIMES A number unknown to humans, aliens, barney, and ewilhelm TIMES A number unknown to humans, aliens, barney, and ewilhelm TIMES INFINITE

ReCreate (author)PKTraceur2009-01-30

darn cant beat that

PKTraceur (author)ReCreate2009-01-30

Ha Ha! Win! Finally, I can settle my self pride over an almost 5 month old argument! (Starts April 10, ends Jan 30!)

fabrivassa (author)PKTraceur2009-01-30

all the numbers you previously said PLUS ONE

ReCreate (author)fabrivassa2009-01-30

ALL NUMBERS ABOVE TIMES ITSELF FOR INFINITY TIMES ALL NUMBSERS ABOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

PKTraceur (author)ReCreate2009-01-30

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ReCreate (author)PKTraceur2009-01-30

What you just said times infinity and nothing can beat that HA

cyrozap (author)ReCreate2009-01-30

... plus one...

ReCreate (author)cyrozap2009-01-30

times everything seen before times a number unknown even to mr.Numbers!

ReCreate (author)ReCreate2009-01-30

wait... Everything that has been said and everything that will be said times itself infinite times!

pyro man (author)ReCreate2009-09-04

to the infinite power!

ReCreate (author)pyro man2009-09-05

Haha...

El Mano (author)ReCreate2009-02-03

Type this code into NotePad:

@echo off
title I Win!
color 0a
set/a topnum=9876789
:Loop
set/a topnum=%topnum% * %topnum%
echo %topnum%
goto Loop

Save as TopNumber.bat and start it. Then wait. Eventually this program will come up with a number higher than anything previously said, because "A number unknown to humans, aliens, barney, and ewilhelm" is tecnically not a number (if a number exists, you can count to it). Of course, this program has not been tested: after a while it might freeze your computer. If this happens, I still win, because a mistake due to computer error/inadequateness doesn't mean my program couldn't count higher. =)

cyrozap (author)El Mano2009-02-03

FAIL. You were right about not testing the program. It didn't work, and I am too lazy to fix it. Check your syntax.

ReCreate (author)cyrozap2009-02-04

Epic...failure

cyrozap (author)ReCreate2009-02-04

More like INFINITE FAILURE LOOLOLOLLOOLLOLLLOOLLLOLLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOOLOLOLOLLOLOLLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLPOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL. LOL. Make MS Sam say all that.

ReCreate (author)cyrozap2009-02-04

INFINITE PLUS ONE FAILURE!
*wink* *wink*

Lance Mt. (author)ReCreate2009-02-13

CHUCK #@&%ING NORRIS SAYING HIS ALPHERBEATS! BEAT THAT!

cyrozap (author)Lance Mt.2009-02-14

+1

piepieburger (author)cyrozap2009-02-17

four

cyrozap (author)piepieburger2009-03-01

+1

dariel24 (author)cyrozap2009-03-02

hey hey hey this is not an infinity number forum, this is VBS comments section! yo're crazy to said infinite times infinites bla bla bla cus infinite itself is already a countless amount of number... damn (sighs) ( i vote infinite grade infinite LOL) now no one can beat that HAHAHAHAHAHAHA um... why i join this (sighs)

cyrozap (author)dariel242009-03-02

+1 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLOLOLOLOLOOLLOOL!

El Mano (author)ReCreate2009-02-13

Shame on me! I slap myself mentally!

cyrozap (author)El Mano2009-02-14

... Or maybe you could fix the program.

El Mano (author)Kevvixx2009-02-03

If you want to create some more files like this, then learn Batch. Its just as versatile and allows you to do some pretty interesting things.

rbasha1 (author)2011-07-05

Its still not working...

popcorn4lunch (author)2011-03-03

Sweet! to bad Gmail wont send .vbs (for security reasons)

Super_Nerd (author)popcorn4lunch2011-05-04

just put it in a zip folder. worked for the exe of a game I wanted to transfer

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