Introduction: Soviet Belt Mod

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Greetings, comrade!

Have you been angered by sub-standard western belts, that fall apart and are incapable of holding your trousers? Have the capitalists attempted to pass off a luggage restraint as clothing?

Do not make surrender to them!!

This guide will be demonstrate of how to combine classic belt buckle previously owned by glorious red army, and ordinary fabric belt into inexpensive, quirky hybrid.

I make this after capitalist trouser-restraint's buckle simply fall off. Luckily, I was cleaning Lenin portrait and not in public place, or would have been embarrassing for all involved.

I decide to replace useless belt from Primark with Soviet Army Belt from the eBay. But disaster strike! Army uniform belt is intended for use with army uniform, and is too wide for regular civilian trousers. I therefore use true communist resourcefulness to combine fabric belt with soviet buckle.

This is being my first Instructable, I share this knowledge in true communist spirit!

Step 1: Further Informations

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This Instructable will guide you through the process of modifying a Soviet-era Russian army belt to be used with regular trousers rather than a Russian military tunic; the original "leather" is too wide for the belt loops on most trousers.

I didn't want to cut the leather, or modify the belt in any non-reversible way, and I achieved that goal.

The design of the belt buckle I'm using barely changed since the 1940s, so these instructions should have good range.

I purchased the belt complete off eBay for 8.50 GBP ($12.44) total including delivery; however you will only need the buckle for this project, which may be cheaper. Usually the buckles are only sold on their own if they're so old the leather has rotted off or been otherwise destroyed, perhaps owning not only a Soviet belt but a WWII soviet belt is even better?

They're mostly available in silver, painted green or brass. Or "dirt" if you buy a WWII one.

The images for this step show the belt as I received it, except for the one on the union flag which is the donor belt, which came free with some black jeans from Primark which were about 4.50 GBP.

Step 2: What You Will Needs

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You will require:

  • the belt or belt buckle, easy enough to disassemble but try to remember how it goes back together
  • the "leather" loop if you want to use it again, it's not necessary but whatever
  • the donor belt, you won't need its buckle, dismantling will depend on your specific belt
  • good solid metal wire, I used a stainless steel welding rod
  • pliers, wire cutters or a saw capable of cutting said wire
  • a metal file
  • a hammer
  • a sickle
  • a drill bit grinder or something else capable of sharpening the wire's point
  • a vice, I used an engineer's vice (got permission from the engineer first)
  • relevant safety gear, that's eye protection at least
  • a needle
  • some thread
  • some ribbon or similar fabric, or a bit of leather
  • two pairs of pliers would be best, but one at least

Step 3: In Soviet Russia, Wire Makes Loop Out of YOU!!

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The buckle joins the end of the belt in typically confusing Russian style. The end with the buckle on it is used the adjust the belt, which is really quite awkward, and the other end simply has a loop on it that goes over a hook inside the buckle.

The original loop (in the pictures) would be fine if it wasn't so big to fit over the original "leather". So we need to make a new one, which is what the good solid wire is for.

Step 4: The Iron Curtain... Wire

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First, cut the wire to the right length.

As you can see, I ended up needing about 5 inches. The black marks around the middle represent where I will be bending the wire. The reason it's so long is because I don't want the wire to just stick out at the top and bottom; I will be bending it back on itself.

Step 5: The Hammer of the Revolution

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At this point, you need to start bending the wire to make a sort of square arch shape.

I used this big heavy hammer I found. There were smaller hammers, but I couldn't resist - In Soviet Russia, weight lifts you!!

Step 6: Sewing With Steel

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Now you'll need to sharpen one end of the wire, and poke it through the belt. Then using all your skill, fold the belt around a bit and poke it again, so that the loop sticks out the end, and the ends of the wire stick out the sides. Don't forget to use your file to blunt the end! You don't want to stab yourself, you really don't.

Step 7: In the Moscow Forge, on the Moscow Anvil

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This was actually quite difficult since bending things is not something I do very often.

Basically, I ended up bending the long bits to 90 degree angles using the vice, then I put the corner in the vice and bent it the rest of the way with the hammer.

Step 8: Why Not Join a Sewing Sickle? (circle)

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Now you've folded the fabric back on itself, and it's pinned down by the ends of the good solid wire. However, with all that heavy lifting and vodka intake, your belt needs to be as strong as possible, so you should sew up the end bit.

I also covered the whole end bit with ribbon, which makes it look a bit tidier and protects my vulnerable mortal body from the pointy wire.

If you don't know how to sew, ask your mother(land) for help.

Step 9: In Soviet Russia, Hard Work Finishes YOU!!

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All that remains is for you to attach the buckle to the new belt, put on the leather loop, which is easy, and adjust it to your size.

If you liked this instructable, or have any suggestions or corrections, please say!

Comments

amekhedov (author)2011-12-08

Кто в армии служил тот в цирке не смеется:-) Эх, вас бы на пару лет да в Забайкальский военный округ.
Да, кстати, I have a lot of these stuff and I live in Russia, who want to buy it contact my email alexmehed@gmail.com

ilpug (author)2011-08-23

Borat?

Foaly7 (author)2010-04-02

How would you  apply this concept to a Paracord belt?

wolfy02 (author)2009-04-27

In America the money says, "In god we trust" In Soviet Russia we pray to god for money to buy soup! .......I'm sooo hungry no seriously, great instructible

macmaniac (author)wolfy022009-04-29

In soviet russia you wouldn't pray. Communism is strictly secular. Sorry. Awesome instructable though - I need this to go with my Hammer and Sickle lapel pin and the 5'*3' soviet flag on my wall. Long live the motherland!!

russian5 (author)macmaniac2009-11-01

What does communism have to do with The Motherland?

macmaniac (author)russian52009-11-02

the motherland = soviet russia

russian5 (author)macmaniac2009-11-24

No, the Motherland = Russia. The Bolshevik communists are not representative of the Motherland, they killed tens of millions of her people.

macmaniac (author)russian52009-11-25

Whilst I completely agree that Stalin's methods and ideologies were horrific and his mass murder of any opponents was inexcusable, I would disagree with your statement about the Bolshevik communists. Whilst they were a little misguided with setting up the Cheka, I think they were massively progressive. They prevented famine, they allowed divorces requested by the woman, they legalised abortion and cultured and made literate the working class. I think that with a few modifications and Trotsky replacing Lenin instead of Stalin, that Soviet Russia would have been fantastic. 'The Motherland' relates very much to the communal feel and camaraderie of the working people when the Provisional Government were overthrown to form the first people's state

russian5 (author)macmaniac2009-12-18

What you consider progress I consider genocide. 60-70 million Slavs killed. Orthodox churches torn down. Political correctness. For these I can not support it. Communism looks good on paper, but can not ever be successful because of human nature.

Can't say that the Czar was nice to his people to.

macmaniac (author)russian52009-12-18

I think I made it quite clear that I don't consider the 'Red Terror' of Lenin, Stalin's show trials and any unjust killing "progressive". That is genocide; that is wrong. I was simply saying that in many ways, the USSR was initially progressive, and continued to lead the field in industries and science until very late on. Communism is not the killing of millions of people - this is not what Marx, Lenin or Trotsky really wanted. It's true that Communism hasn't worked yet, and indeed it's possible it never will. That doesn't, however, mean that it wouldn't be brilliant if it were to work.

Foaly7 (author)macmaniac2010-01-09

At least Communism is better than Totalitarianism.

DuctTapeRules! (author)wolfy022009-06-07

In America, you print "In God We Trust" on money, In Soviet Russia, We HAVE no money!

Yerboogieman (author)2009-05-15

You have been playing call of duty, yes?

Foaly7 (author)Yerboogieman2009-12-18

Hey, man. In Soviet Russia, you don't play Call of Duty, Call of Duty plays you.

Yerboogieman (author)Foaly72009-12-18

In Amerika, you do not let something take control of you, you make sure you take control of it.

Benwa (author)2009-04-30

In Soviet Russia, belt loops heroes. they are manys, all uniform, hold up belt by being utility and working together. Belts with the buckles of shiny get credit. We know whose really in charge.

sovietarmystuff.com

capt. caveman (author)2009-04-24

in Soviet Russia belt buys you

xwx (author)capt. caveman2009-04-24

In Soviet Russia the comments post on you!

orangesrhyme (author)xwx2009-05-24

In Soviet Russia, bullet dodge you!

teapotking (author)2009-05-15

Does anyone be know where in glorious nation of The U.K. can i be accuire soviet army style brown, fur lined, suede-ish trenchcoat like ones you see in the capitilist pig's history documentaries? please to be making good help, comerades.

Lance Mt. (author)2009-05-08

In soviet Russian, User votes you. -4.5+, Chris

theburn7 (author)2009-05-02

Very anti capitalist. But it is very useful.

mappum (author)2009-04-30

lol the picture of you holding a hammer... i couldnt resist:

sxe-monty (author)mappum2009-05-01

thats funny

Punchabearinnamouf (author)2009-04-28

Where is your Mosin Nagant Comrade?! The commander will not being pleased. He will be liking belt, but you're not having Mosin Nagant will be upsetting him!

I got the ammo; I'm following the man with the rifle, but he hasn't been shot yet. The fascists are distracted by my glorious belt.

It is very shiny comrade

A little *too* shiny perhaps? ;)

No, shine gets in enemies eyes, and blinds the capitalist out of them!

Besides, I did not make polish of buckle. In America, you clean with polish, in Soviet Russia, the Polish clean for you!

ProfessorJWN (author)2009-05-01

Da, ees fine craftsmanship. Now capitalist pig dogs will cower in fear as soldiers of Mother Russia proudly display the Soviet Emblem while infiltrating centers of Bolsheviks and Uzbeck corruption. You should receive gold star of Lenin for your ingenuity! You will be moved up on list for opportunity to purchase glorious Soviet Automobile, a new apartment, or perhaps food or fuel coupons. Good work Comrade, next step, a pair of Potemkin Boots for the common man.

hammer9876 (author)2009-04-30

Did anyone else notice that the English is much better in the last step than the first? (LOL) I, too, think the belt buckle is a bit too shiny. Everything my father brought back from WW II was "dirt." Excellent mod.

muto_boyz (author)2009-04-30

Soviet Power is supreme in Russia price on this belt is 2$

ThomsonsPier (author)muto_boyz2009-04-30

I give you $1, and my aunt.

jabbabjkv (author)muto_boyz2009-04-30

i got original one crafted in USSR, made of leather. It is superior to other belts

quafingo (author)2009-04-30

Партия одобряет твою инструкцию, товарищ!

bluehiway (author)2009-04-30

As they say in Russia, Very coolski !

Kush_Slayer (author)2009-04-29

lol nice, you should have held up a sickle with that hammer in step 5

benz_z (author)2009-04-25

lol my quiksilver belt keeps my pants up, has a handy bottle opener a the back, and was only 10 bucks. great -ible and if u dont like it go to russia (in soviet russia, russia goes to u)

whitish (author)benz_z2009-04-28

Quicksilver is the capitalist trash. you have not held your trouserings up if you have not using red army belt! (i wish i could use Cyrillic lettering so bad)

Lithium Rain (author)2009-04-28

Zdrastvutye! :'-D Oh, wow, it's full of such win, I cannot handle it... 5/5 stars and faved! Dosvedonya!

CybergothiChe (author)2009-04-26

In Soviet Russia...ahh phuk it...

CybergothiChe (author)2009-04-26

In Soviet Russia internet surfs you

CybergothiChe (author)2009-04-26

In Soviet Russia computer virus scan scans you

CybergothiChe (author)2009-04-26

In soviet russia fly zips up you

CybergothiChe (author)2009-04-26

In Soviet Russia Instructables write you

Pyssling (author)2009-04-26

This is perfect for me, cause I have the cap but dont the rest of a red army belt, so thanks a lot!

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