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Suggestions for achieving a failing grade on the "DIY on the Internet" assignment

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instructions for assignment: Create a DIY project for the web. Use images and text (instructions) to guide someone in making or doing a project of your design. The project can be an object (useful or not), an activity, or something you believe is worth sharing with the Internet community. If you documented your Reverse Engineering project, you may choose to use this to submit to a DIY web site. You will be graded on clarity and innovation.

This instructable will serve as a set of instructions, featuring images and text, that demonstrates a plethora of ways in which a failing grade on this assignment may be obtained. Further suggestions will be considered for inclusion within this set of instructions.
 
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Step 1: 1: Misplace

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In order to obtain a failing grade for this assignment, misplace the assignment guidelines, complete with examples, and delete the electronic mail message that contains an attachment to it, thereby not being aware of what the assignment entails.

Step 2: 2:Distract

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In order to obtain a failing grade for this assignment, distract yourself with leisurely activities and put off the commencement of the assignment until the deadline has passed.http://www.tvguide.com/http://store.apple.com/us/browse/home/shop_ipod?cid=OAS-US-KWG-iPodBrandTerms-US

Step 3: 3:Friend

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In order to obtain a failing grade for this assignment, request the assistance of a friend in completing the assignment who, consequentially, decides to spend some leisurely time with someone else and does not inform you of the circumstances, leading you to wait until you've become so exasperated that you give up. (This step may coincide with step 2)

Step 4: 4:Break

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In order to obtain a failing grade for this assignment, destroy, dismantle, shatter, deface, annihilate, impair or otherwise break your computing device so severely that it no longer functions in a manner consistent with facilitating the completion of the assignment.

Step 5: 5:Injury

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In order to obtain a failing grade for this assignment, incur a head injury that dramatically affects your recollection for the utilization of computer technology, thus impairing you from initiating the assignment. (This step may coincide with step 4)
Neat! Are you using instructables as a teaching tool for a class?
albertoramon (author)  Lithium Rain5 years ago
sort of; the assignment required using instructables, or similar website, to instruct internet users on how to make or do something
Awesome!
nruegs5 years ago
This reminds me of an assignment in highschool where I had to write a series of poems, and I made the subject of the poems my hatred of poems and the writing thereof. Also, the pictures are hilarious.
albertoramon (author)  nruegs5 years ago
thank you! i'm glad you enjoy the humor :)
PKM5 years ago
"Point of impact" "Cast iron saucepan" :D
albertoramon (author)  PKM5 years ago
hahaha, gnarly
Flagged.
Why? It's like how to cat. It's just a joke...
Featured and flagged, huh? Not a combination I thought I'd see.
albertoramon (author)  hcold5 years ago
me either!!! i feel privileged
by who, you?
maddog10_205 years ago
Did you fail?
albertoramon (author)  maddog10_205 years ago
i'm not sure, yet...grades haven't been given out
caitlinsdad5 years ago
You need to collaborate with those making instructables on how to stay home sick from school. I do see the irony in your FAIL. Nice un-instructable.