Suicide Adapter

- DISCLAMER -
IF YOU'RE SUICIDAL DON'T READ ANY FUTHER GET OF YOUR ASS AND FIND PROFESSIONAL HELP-

A Suicide Adapter...Why...?

Because people suck at killing them self
so this is for all you emo's out there
An adaptor to make you fingers fit the power sockets.
Stop cutting your wrists without results.
Do it proper use the Suicide Adapter!

QUIT JUMPING IN FRONT OF TRAINS !

Step 1 Equipment

To make the suicide adapter you need:
-an old plug
-2 packs of Fimo Clay
-A screwdriver/hamer
-Aluminum foil
-an oven

Comments

[Spint180]

This is funny, I'm gonna make 10 and pass them out to emo kids at my school. Anyway it doesn't look like it could kill you because it just passes the current through your hand not your heart (especially if you have rubber shoes on). If you want it to work suicidals put your bare feet in a bucket of water.

[ARVash]

yeah this is where you're wrong. Electricity always goes on the path of least resistance, and there are these salty fluid pipes that run right up to your heart. I'm going to put a bet on that it could kill you, although it might not.

[Spint180]

But your two fingers are the parts that are touching the nodes it should just move from one finger through your hand into the other finger to complete the circuit using the path of least resistance. Now if you were standing in water and were only touching the negative node you would get messed up.

[Whaleman]

Why not just use a knife? If you are already cutting your wrists, then you should have a knife to stick into a socket...

[him9292]

They actually sell this. I can't find a page in English, but here is one here.

[joehadac]

lol the one ate the bottom is for emos who like to party lol

[him9292]

*I meant that a British site was selling them also.

[Jackhole]

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ru&u=http://www.artlebedev.ru/everything/vilcus/&sa=X&oi=translate&resnum=1&ct=result&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dhttp://www.artlebedev.ru/everything/vilcus/%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG

Google is god.

[icanryme2002]

http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/vilcus/

[Patrik]

Ah yes, I knew I had seen this before!

Obviously a joke item, but with very high design standards. I think they probably just did this as a design exercise.

Note that this is by the same design studio that makes the much-hyped and long-awaited Optimus Maximus keyboard!

[themakeclass]

I don't feel sorry or bad about this stuff I just hope people will stop jumping in front of trains and cause delay. I do feel sorry for everybody who gets hurt in the process of building a gun. Or using it. I also love your porn industry ;) Rachid

[Spint180]

Oh yeah +4.

[Garth Knight]

Yep, I'm still here.

[Garth Knight]

Please combine with the penis popsicle Instructable and post video. You are all very troubled... which is why I am always here, watching and taking names. Oh yes, there IS a list, and now you're on it. (mad laughter)

[wyrm]

Funny. Dark humor, but humorous, nonetheless. I've worked at a few places where people would have been amused by something like this, relabeled as an outlet power tester. Also, as a couple of people have already pointed out, this wouldn't kill a healthy person, just make 'em do the 60 Hz shuffle for a moment (or 50 Hz, depending on location).

[TheWelfareWarrior]

i, honestly, don't think that would kill you, two of my friends in the last couple of weeks have (stupidly) held onto both prongs on the plug ins and they said they just got a bad shock... whats funny is they say that their shoes and rubber wristbands saved their life and i called them dumb. it doesnt put juice throught the heart, so it would let you know your alive, not necesarily kill you.

[neverknow]

I had to flag you... you should have wrote a disclaimer.

[Spl1nt3rC3ll]

Oh I hop this doesn't bring another wave of suiciders onto this site thinking this is a suicide help website again. Here come the "Help me 'off' myself" forums.

[mrmath]

Flagged.

[Jackhole]

If someone actually kills themselves using this method then you're going to feel mighty bad about yourself...

[killerjackalope]

It's sick it's awful but it's funny... it's not serious at all, in fact it wouldnae work unless their hands were wet and they put ones from each hand in...

[astrozombies138]

wow. that is horrible.

[Charles IV]

WTF dude!!