Super Delicious Smoothie of Squishiness!

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Introduction: Super Delicious Smoothie of Squishiness!

To make this most delicious of smoothies you must gather the following!

Ingredients:
1 Cup Frozen Mixed Berries (Blueberries, Raspberries, and Marionberries).
1 Cup Frozen Strawberries
3 Oranges (or 1 1/2 cups of Orange Juice)
2 Cups Raspberry Yogurt (any yogurt will do really)
1 1/2 Cup Milk

Or if you're lazy (Sometimes I'm lazy...)
You can watch the video here!

Step 1: Peel-i-fy the Oranges

Using your fingers dextrously (like a monkey) peel the outer casing away gently...

Step 2: The Obtaining of Peels

Congratulations, you have peeled the Oranges, their juicy flesh you shall not be enjoying... but their juicy juice you soon will. You may do whatever you wish with the peels, most people throw them away. I fed mine to my dog.

Step 3: Juice!

This picture... makes me sad.
It indicates the process of "Oranges" becoming "Orange Juice" via my "Juicer Machine."
Please feel free to juice your Oranges any way you see fit.

Step 4: Blend Those Delicious Things!

Place the Orange Juice, Milk, frozen berries, and yogurt in the blender and blendify!
(gleefully).

Step 5: Salt of the Earth

Add a pinch of salt and blend.
This adds much in flavor to the entire smoothie. If you don't add the salt I find it tastes just a touch bland. Pour your "Super Delicious Smoothie of Squishiness!" into a glass and enjoy!

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I do love squishiness! How much orange juice would you say you need if you don't have oranges to squeeze?

1 & 1/2 cup of Orange Juice for appropriate "Squishocity."