It's not fair. Women have purses to carry everything that they might need for the day. Lip stick: check. Hair brush: yep. Keys: address book: wallet: yes, yes and yes. This didn't bother me so much when I was a kid, but when I got into high school, it was absolutely infuriating primarily due to the plethora of broken pencils that were pulled from my pocket. If only there was a way to protect my pencils, life wouldn't seen so unfair.
So here I am a couple decades later and I have finally figured out a way to help all of those poor high school boys who feel inadequately equipped for high school life. Introducing the Super Pencil Protector
®, or the Super P.P
., for short.
Eight inch piece of 1" PVC pipe.
2 PVC caps.
Put it all together as indicated in the pictures. Drill a small hole into the pipe to allow for pressure equalization. Carry your Super P.P in your pocket so that you can whip it out anytime you feel the urge. The girls won't be able to stop talking about how well equiped you are!
Bone up on that, Chindogu!