Survival: The Inevitible Zombie Attack.

Step 9 Until We Meet Again.

This by far is not a definitive guide. Please read up before Z day and maybe we will meet again on the field of battle, hopefully very much alive.

Comments

[AwesomeOpossum]

No offense, but it'll never happen. Once ur dead your brain cells die and than your neurons die and ur flesh and cells. Once the brain is dead, there's nothing to send messages to neurons. Viruses also are not living. They are made mainly of protein, and are not prokaryotic cellsike bacteria. (They have no DNA or nucleus) It's a. Entertaining guide and all but lacks all facts of reality. The common cold isn't going to raise Abraham Lincoln from the dead and give him a craving for flesh.

[JamesTB13]

That's the one zombie thing I can't stand, re-animation. I can completely understand if some super-virus leaks out of some test facility and takes over the people's bodies, but, if it's dead, it's dead.

[ex89158]

And that is EXACTLY what the zombies want you to think, but disciplined logical analysis proves that you are wrong. Consider this, Poindexter, If there was not going to be a zombie apocalypse, why would you try so hard to convince us otherwise? Only someone who knew they were lying would go to the effort to defend their beliefs. Ha! Gotcha! But the most definitive proof that zombies are real is the fact that we have seen them in movies. They could not show them in movies if they were not real now could they? You can't argue with logic and facts!

[Sgt Niesen]

ever hear that most movies are fake?

[Atlas22]

maybe some guy had a dream of  a virus and sayed "Hay! Thats a good movie idea! Ill make millions..." Life revolves around money.

[Turtleholmes]

DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT. I'm prepared.

[Kevio bro]

Really? It's never gonna happen? Omg the worlds a lie now

[The 11 year old kid]

gesse ur a sientist or something

[Deadx123]

NEVER BE AFRAID OF ZOMBIES.... unless its chuck norris or micheal jackson if its micheal, your gonna be raped if its chuck norris we're all screwed

[L_L_L_L23]

If you see Chuck Norris zombie your dead. He can roundhouse kick you yesterday.

[Atlas22]

LOL Chuck Norris died 5 years ago, but death didn't have the courage to tell him.

[Cruncher123]

If Bruce Lee came and fused with Chuck Norris....Oh god....oh god......

[boblovespie]

no if its michel we will all be analy but raped and if its chuck well get aour asses kicked lol

[thefoodman]

What if Micheal and Chuck fused.    =0

[Bartboy]

If it's Chuck Norris, our asses will kick themselves.

[Atlas22]

Michal Jakson already died... were already in danger!!!!

[ghostrider2]

michal jackson looked like a zombie before he died, so i would say we are totally screwed.

[The Jamalam]

So either way our asses are screwed.

[Kryptonite]

Sad, but true.

[Sgt Niesen]

not as Sgt. Niesen says so Chuck Norris lives in my town and I have seen him eating lunch and at the libraiy

[granzolas]

well if we get better tech then peeps will want to bring dead peeps back to life and an experiment could go horrably wrong and there could be a irus

[Chickencharger]

(ur bloods not flowing because death is when your heart does not pump blood anymore and it is not able to be fixed in time)

[Chickencharger]

and one more thing, unless u die of old age, your brain is alive for a minute or a few after ur blood has stopped flowing and that crap(when u died). Of course unless carved or shot a bullseye in your forehead...then i guess u could count on being completely dead.

[Chickencharger]

also awesome opossum is right. It would defy more scientifac laws than i could count for something to die and come back to life. And technically viruses and such sort of are protein and that crap, but theyre also unicelled creatures, part of the bacterial familias, classes, etc. Man i love being the smartest 12 year old on the planet.

[Chickencharger]

by the way if youre wondering they stopped killing the wolves after that scientist's discovery.

[Chickencharger]

wow...ex u r quite the moron. have u ever heard of how the story of werewolves went? They made horror movies about werewolves WAY back when, then ppl rebelled against regular wolves. wolves were shot and killed on sight, pointlessly and out of stupidity. but still for a reason. They were even shot from helicopters for gods sake! eventually they sent a scientist(i forgot his name)to approach the wolves. When the scientist approached a pack, one of the wolves approached him, sniffed him, and ran away. After that we have the problem of the endangered wolf populations. So ex, this proves u wrong. Man humanity thinks theyre so great and smart. True, they are somewhat smart...usually...but on being great, not so much. Its as if the creation of humans was god making pies of poop with brains that could move around and manipulate things with these suddenly new "hands".

[LoganTheBorg]

OK I'm prepared for the zombies but what about the aliens?

[monkeyboy222]

i thought it was very interesting guide and i have a plan for z day of my own i might have to post mine :P thhanks for keeping the hope alive shadymilkman

[nmw4825]

oh my god, lennon zombie!!!

[Drew956]

Hahaha..... HA! OMG IT'S JOHN LENNON!! ..... Wait don't go greet him yet... ..... OMG RUN!!! IT'S A JOHN LENNON ZOMBIE!!!!

[nmw4825]

I love you Lennon zombie!

[xwx]

Evrybody loves the lennon zombie!

[mazeka.14]

shady you should watch I am legend its a wicked movie :)