Step 1: Stuff You Need...
A paperclip (stripped/bare/metal)
A paper fastener (2 of them)
Step 2: The Paper Fasteners...
Push your fastener in... and split!
When you split, DO NOT LET THE METAL CONTACTS TOUCH!
Step 3: PAPERCLIP!
Step 4: If You Have the Wire...
If your fastener legs are too long, snip it to size.
Step 5: DONE!
If you want your fasteners legs to stay still, glue it down to the paper.