T-Bar for the Car

Nothing removes the illusion of masculinity like the exposed top of a thong...

This will allow you to take the tough out of anyone's vehicle. Works especially well on a work truck...

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Step 1: You will need

You will have to be able to sew

You will need:

some material 6 inches by 6 inches (the more feminine the better). I chose a nice pink camo pattern.

Stretchy ribbon or material ( I found several yards of 5/8 inch pre-folded notion in hot pink)

3-4 inches of copper banding( steel works too but it is harder to bend by hand)

Cutters for the banding

cosmosenfold says: Feb 25, 2011. 1:29 PM

The Bull Balls hold the trailer lights connector. Keeps them from getting torn off or filled with mud.

oilitright says: May 20, 2010. 3:28 PM

Thanks I found this very organically funny. There are a lot of logging trucks where I live, nothing is more masculine then a logging truck. But not anymore!!!! Muuuaaahahahaha

Random_Canadian (author) says: Apr 4, 2010. 11:59 AM

I managed to get a Subaru with this!

GianniMora says: Apr 1, 2010. 10:32 PM

genius... where did u get the idea?!?

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Random_Canadian (author) in reply to GianniMoraApr 2, 2010. 8:53 AM

Thanks!

I just woke up one morning not too long ago with the idea fully formed. It am pretty sure the initial inspiration came from seeing the trailer hitch balls on a pick-up.

dmfh says: Mar 10, 2010. 6:47 AM

Whale Tail for vehicles....now I have seen everything!

toogers in reply to dmfhMar 28, 2010. 2:02 PM

seriouusly dude change your avatar before it eats my soul

zexy beazt in reply to dmfhMar 27, 2010. 9:07 AM

dud ur pic iz frikin me out

Mehehehful in reply to zexy beaztMar 29, 2010. 12:08 PM

It reminds me of my baby cousin...

~Aeronous~ in reply to MehehehfulMay 11, 2010. 11:15 PM

lmfao

Mehehehful in reply to ~Aeronous~May 17, 2010. 2:59 PM

Well it does! one time he bit my hand... I was convinced I was going to become a zombie....

frollard says: Mar 9, 2010. 5:18 AM

does your license plate start with YVR?

<Calgarian, recognize the patterns :D

Awesome prank!

Random_Canadian (author) in reply to frollardMar 9, 2010. 10:30 AM

Close on the plate guess and exactly right on the location.

Thanks!

zexy beazt in reply to Random_CanadianMar 27, 2010. 9:08 AM

thatz not zcary

zomfibame says: Mar 26, 2010. 6:39 PM

mighty funny. .... I might have to try this on a couple friends.

floryzzz says: Mar 16, 2010. 9:03 AM

ow he did that already

floryzzz says: Mar 16, 2010. 9:03 AM

Rolf
or do it on the frontside over the brand
or print out a bar with censored and do it that way

iOHahzzzaa says: Mar 14, 2010. 3:41 PM

now i know im not gonna win the 150 $$$ gift certificate :S lol

iOHahzzzaa says: Mar 14, 2010. 3:35 PM

hahaha! things that canadians come up with! :D i would know because i am one

MajHunter says: Mar 13, 2010. 6:08 PM

Hilarious! I might need to make one of these and start putting it on my buddies vehicles. LOL

Rahdzhillaxxx says: Mar 13, 2010. 11:01 AM

I'm gonna have to do this to my brother in laws truck ! lOL

ob9889 says: Mar 11, 2010. 9:37 PM

This is both cool and wrong

Random_Canadian (author) says: Mar 11, 2010. 6:39 PM

I have started a Facebook page for your uploads...

http://www.facebook.com/pages/T-Bar-for-the-car/362423633319

Biohazard1194 says: Mar 8, 2010. 2:53 PM

Dude, that is awesome. I'm gonna do this to my friends F450 >:D

PSPerson in reply to Biohazard1194Mar 11, 2010. 5:28 PM

haha yeah! only do it to fords though, Chevys rock!

Random_Canadian (author) in reply to Biohazard1194Mar 8, 2010. 3:15 PM

I'd probably kill myself laughing if I saw that...

zexy beazt in reply to Random_CanadianMar 27, 2010. 9:06 AM

same here

gvince4 says: Mar 11, 2010. 11:24 AM

I love it and look forward to seeing you around town.

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Phil B says: Mar 8, 2010. 2:12 PM

I am speechless. The "victim" would be someone too full of himself, or not? I have not seen anything like this since a few years ago when you could buy large plastic bull testicles to hang from below a truck's back bumper.

Random_Canadian (author) in reply to Phil BMar 8, 2010. 2:47 PM

Thanks... I have to say that I woke up one morning a few days ago with this idea fully formed and I am still laughing at the thought of it. I was inspired by the testicle thing and I really hope that this catches on...