THE GREATEST MAC PRANK EVER!!!!!!!!!

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This is one of the greatest pranks for a mac computer known to the human race. It is a compile of knowledge collected over about 3 months of using apple script editor on and off. I took everything I knew and compiled it into a massive killer prank that will own any victim you choose (of course, they have to have a mac). As promised in the video, here is the script you can copy into apple script editor if you don't want to memorize all the commands. VOTE FOR ME IN THE APRIL FOOLS DAY CONTEST and maybe post a comment telling me what the reaction was of your victim and how you used this prank. Peace Out
file:///Users/sebastianlim/Desktop/Safari.app/
Disclaimer: I don't want to be a party pooper by posting this, but I have to. I am not responsible for any kind of trouble you get into by using this prank (I got 2 hours of detention for this prank, but it was still quite worth it) :D.

As promised here is the code:

tell application "Finder" to say "PUT WHATEVER YOU WANT YOUR VICTIM'S COMPUTER TO SAY"
tell application "Finder"
 activate
repeat # times
  make new Finder window
end repeat
end tell
tell application "PUT WHATEVER WEB BROSWER YOUR VICTIM USES HERE"
 open location "PUT RICK-ROLL SITE HERE"
end tell
display dialog "PUT YOUR TXT HERE" buttons {"FIRST BUTTON", "SECOND BUTTON"} default button 2if the button returned of the result is "FIRST BUTTON" then
 -- action for 1st button goes here
else
 -- action for 2nd button goes here
end if

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    you know what go to their finder all files and then press command+A+O.

    This means it is going to select everything in their and opens it.It is going to give a heck of time to close them all for your victim!

    Doesn't work for me. Don't know why!

    Tell applicaton "Finder" to say "you just got prank"
    display dialog "Virus detected, would you like us to help fix it?" buttons {"Fix", "Later"}

    default button 2if the button returned of the result is "Fix" then
    tell application "Finder" to sleep
    else
    tell application "Finder" to sleep
    end if


    Slightly late to the party, but here are a few "upgrades" to the code:

    set volume 10
    do shell script "say -v trinoids Virus activated"
    tell application "Finder"
    activate
    repeat # times
    make new Finder window
    end repeat
    end tell
    tell application "NAME OF WEB BROWSER"
    open location "WEBSITE"
    set volume 10
    end tell
    display dialog "Virus propagating.
    Plan of action?" buttons {"Seek and Destroy Virus", "Self Destruct"}
    if the button returned of the result is "Self Destruct" then
    tell application "System Events" to sleep
    else
    set volume 10
    do shell script "say -v zarvox requesting authorisation for M,A,D, weapons strike"
    do shell script "shutdown -h now" with administrator privileges
    end if

    Basically this turns the volume to full, says the stuff in a computer-y voice, and has the capability to shut down the computer or put it to sleep.
    Use with caution. (I'm not responsible for any damage done using this btw)

    Thanks to SebLim for the original "virus" code

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    How do You add a timer on the shutdown??

    this is my virus: (it may have a few bugs)

    set volume 10

    beep

    display dialog "you shouldn't have opened this..." buttons {"I know..."} default button 1

    display dialog "i will have to punish by givng you a virus" buttons {"Fine..."} default button 1

    display dialog "which virus would you like to run?" buttons {"i would like my computer to shutdown", "i would like to go to weird websites", "i would like to open lots of apps"}

    setthe button_pressed tothe button returned ofthe result

    ifthe button_pressed is "i would like my computer to shutdown" then

    set volume 10

    say "goodnight"

    tellapplication "Finder" tosleep

    elseifthe button_pressed is "i would like to go to weird websites" then

    tellapplication "Safari"

    makenewdocument

    activate

    endtell

    tellapplication "Safari"

    tellwindow 1

    set current tab to (makenewtabwith properties {URL:"http://eelslap.com"})

    endtell

    endtell

    tellapplication "Safari"

    makenewdocument

    activate

    endtell

    repeat 5 times

    tellapplication "Safari"

    tellwindow 1

    set current tab to (makenewtabwith properties {URL:"http://corn-hub.blogspot.com.au/"})

    endtell

    endtell

    endrepeat

    else

    tellapplication "Maps"

    makenewdocument

    activate

    endtell

    tellapplication "Preview"

    makenewdocument

    activate

    endtell

    tellapplication "App Store"

    makenewdocument

    activate

    endtell

    endif

    tellapplication "Safari"

    makenewdocument

    activate

    endtell

    tellapplication "Safari"

    tellwindow 1

    set current tab to (makenewtabwith properties {URL:"http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/"})

    endtell

    endtell

    tellapplication "iMovie"

    makenewdocument

    activate

    endtell

    end

    display dialog "time for more virus?" buttons {"Ok", "Yes", "Sure!"}

    display dialog "Ok, lets make some annoying sounds" buttons {"Yay"} default button 1

    repeat 30 times

    set volume 10

    beep

    endrepeat

    display dialog "he-he" buttons {"Continue"} default button 1

    set volume 10

    beep

    set volume 10

    beep

    display dialog "ok i had enough fun now. i will delete all your apps" buttons {"Continue"} default button 1

    repeat 3 times

    set volume 10

    delay 0.4

    do shell script "afplay '/System/Library/Components/CoreAudio.component/Contents/SharedSupport/SystemSounds/dock/drag to trash.aif'"

    endrepeat

    set weWantToHideTheDock totrue

    set currentDockHiddenState to (do shell script "defaults read com.apple.Dock autohide")

    if (currentDockHiddenState isequal to "0") and (weWantToHideTheDock) then

    tellapplication "System Events"

    keystroke "d" using [command down, option down]

    endtell

    else

    if (weWantToHideTheDock isfalse) and (currentDockHiddenState isequal to "1") then

    tellapplication "System Events"

    keystroke "d" using [command down, option down]

    endtell

    endif

    endif

    repeat 3 times

    set volume 10

    delay 0.4

    do shell script "afplay '/System/Library/Components/CoreAudio.component/Contents/SharedSupport/SystemSounds/dock/drag to trash.aif'"

    endrepeat

    display dialog "done. i will now send myself to all your contacts." buttons {"Goodbye!"} default button 1

    display dialog "before i go, i will do command TACO to your mac. bye" buttons {"ok, bye"} default button 1

    tellapplication "Finder"

    makenewFinder window

    activate

    endtell

    tellapplication "System Events"

    keystroke "t" using [command down]

    endtell

    tellapplication "Finder"

    activate

    endtell

    tellapplication "System Events"

    keystroke "a" using [command down]

    endtell

    tellapplication "Finder"

    activate

    endtell

    tellapplication "System Events"

    keystroke "o" using [command down]

    endtell

    delay 5

    set volume 10

    beep

    display dialog "on a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being bad and 10 being good) what would you rate my virus" buttons {"Enter"} default answer "1-10"

    display dialog "Thank you for participating in this survey" buttons {"Your Welcome"} default button 1

    ahahaha. thank you ! im really excited to see how my mom freaks out...

    do you think you could transpose this to windows? i would love to use it, but im not familiar with mac

    1 reply

    Just make a batch file, duh, different commands but it can do the same and so much more

    Haha it is a great game!

    Tnx a lot I am glad you like it!