Introduction: Q-TIP CANNON
GGrrrrrrrrr - time to man up when doin the cleaning.
Is your spouse giving you grief for missing a spot.
THE Q-TIP CANNON is here to save your a*** soldier.
Follow these simple steps and take down those pesky dust spotters.
The Q-TIP CANNON is fully loaded with raw power and an impressive 14 shot mag, carried neatly upon the weapon.
Step 1: ONE!
YOU WILL NEED.
1 - empty detergent bottle (washed out really well cos if ya get one of the pellets in your eye without, it really hurts) - NOT PINK!
2 - 7 Q-TIPS
3 - Scissors
4 - A Sharpy pen
Step 2: TWO!
You will - take your Q-TIP and cut off both ends just behind the cotton bud.
Step 3: THREE!
You will - insert Q-TIPs into the back of the bottle cap for safe storage until deployment.
Step 4: FOUR!
The magazine will be stored on the weapon, labels removed and a cool design drawn upon it.
Step 5: FIVE!
The weapon is now ready to fire.
1 - remove safety cap.
2 - remove ammunition.
3 - place one shell point first (gently) into the muzzle.
4 - take aim at your acquired target - one shot - one kill.
5 - squeeze the body - HARD!!! - fire!
6 - exit the room smoothly leaving your victim giggling in agony - - mission accomplished.
Step 6: DON'T DIS THE DUSTER BABY!!
"Go ahead punk - make me a cake" GGRRRRRRR