The Instruction Chronicles Manifested By Cody, Nick, Charles, and Dr. Schlong:
In present time, you will be able to visualize the configuration of a semi-everyday material "hovercraft" using this article; spectating is advised. Human labor is involved using the latest up-to-date physics techniques in which teachers have been using in physics classes since leaf blowers were invented. It is as though an ancient ritual has been laid down upon us to execute in precise precision. Adding our own DNA and creativity to this project we hope by these instruction you will donate your own creativity.
Despite the extreme joy that comes along with the construction of this program, you are in fact putting physics to use. What makes the hovercraft levitate is the pressure that pushes the wood from the ground. The pressure is vacuum sealed in the tarp which is wrapped around the wood frame of your hovercraft.
Balance takes place too, which is and example of equilibrium. This abides when you are upon the levitating craft and balance needs to be maintained in the center.
Step 1: All O' the King's Horseman Gathered Apparatus for the Moat (The Art of Gather)
Second in the many steps of "the first step", hoard, trap, or beguile some tarp, shower curtains, or any other natural preservatives into your dominion for the use of containing air from the leaf blower, which will be needed also and will be further discussed in step number 3 of "the first step".
Third, the leaf blower; yes the leaf blower, is of important cause, as has been mentioned will engage in providing pressure and air for the hovercraft. It is the heart of the covenant. The motor of hover.
Fourth being the last step, as the physics society always says, "fetch some tools, or the night man cometh!" Tools that are essential are drill, jigsaw, nut, bolt, plastic lid (like butter lid). Concluding the the first step, be safe.