I found a kitten in the ditch as I was walking down the road one day. I brought her home and cleaned her up with all intentions of giving her to one of my lovely friends. Soon I was once again reminded of the old adage that "kittens are like opinions, everyone is trying to give them away".
I grabbed a plastic bag and pretended like it was the coolest thing on Earth. I made a lot of noise with it which really piqued the kitten's attention. I acted foolish like that until she was entirely focused on the bag.