Thanksgiving Cheese Mobiss - With Bacon, Spinach, Garlic, & Roasted Pine Nuts

Mobiss (noun) - Large Hairy Gorilla Penis

For the recent consumer driven American Holiday of Thanksgiving, I being a gentlemen of distinguished aptitude decided to buck the store bought cheese ball paradigm, and make my own. This recipe grew to such a scale that, I had enough for two cheese balls....but wait.
There's still more left.
In all serious honesty, who's mindset wouldn't be naturally driven towards that of a phallic reference.

Nonetheless, the leftover "Cheese Dick", as it is now lovingly called sleeps next to me at night.
It was almost four pounds of "Cheese Dick" and a small party, so a lot was left over.

Enjoy.

Step 1 Ingredients

Gather Ingredients below:

1) 2 - 8 Ounce packages of cream cheese (room Temperature).
2) 2 - packages or about 16 ounces of shreded cheese (your choice).
3) 1 - package of fresh spinach
4) 1 - cup of pine nuts
5) 1 - package of bacon (fried crisp, save bacon fat in pan).
6) 1 head of garlic minced
7) Black Pepper (fresh ground preferably).

Comments

[ClevelandWhiteout]

I love making homemade cheese balls! I can't wait to try your recipe AND try my hand at recreating your masterpiece.

[Seikojin]

It looks like it has a FTD (food transmitted disease) HAHAHA! I seriously don't think I could approach that thing even if it tasted good Xp~

[BentSlightly]

Sorry for the typo. That's 2 - 8 Ounce Packages

[a grain of alt.]

is that 2 x 8oz packages? Or 2 to 8 packages?