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Step 3Sculpture and the Suspension of Disbelief
Start by taking mixture (with hands wet with cold water), and begin to form two softball sized Chee-sticles. If your hands stick re-wet them.
Place accordingly to desired testicular distance (t.d) on the plate.
Next, take remaining mixture and roll into a log shape on the plate, slumping over the Chee-sticles.
At this point you can reenact the pottery scene from "Ghost" with your significant other.
Rub and smooth the mixture slowly with wet hands, making an indentation for the penis head.
Don't be afraid it wont bite you.
Take roasted pine nuts and embed them in each Chee-sticles.
Next Take Bacon-bits, and embed liberally along the shaft of the cheese dick.
Garnish with shredded spinach, cover with more saran wrap and put in fridge for at least 2 hours.
Decadence!
Place accordingly to desired testicular distance (t.d) on the plate.
Next, take remaining mixture and roll into a log shape on the plate, slumping over the Chee-sticles.
At this point you can reenact the pottery scene from "Ghost" with your significant other.
Rub and smooth the mixture slowly with wet hands, making an indentation for the penis head.
Don't be afraid it wont bite you.
Take roasted pine nuts and embed them in each Chee-sticles.
Next Take Bacon-bits, and embed liberally along the shaft of the cheese dick.
Garnish with shredded spinach, cover with more saran wrap and put in fridge for at least 2 hours.
Decadence!
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