If you're anything like me (handsome and funny), you misplace your tape measures constantly. I have a small space and 4 tape measures .. still happens. You also misplace your bottle openers and you don't carry one because your key ring is already crying for mercy.
You, my fine feathered friend, need a bottle opener you can't lose ... and you want it for free!! Or a few cents if you don't already have a washer and a screw.
Step 1: The Parts and the Bits
Find yourself a washer and a screw. I already had them. You might have to steal them ... or buy them ... you should probably buy them.
Also, find yourself two drill bits. Mine were 1 1/4" and 1 1/2" Forstner bits and I love them. If you don't have a set, save up your allowance and get some. You will thank me. Maybe ask Santa if you know him.