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The 5 Minute 35¢ Pizza

The 5 Minute 35¢ Pizza
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Have you ever been in that situation where looking in the fridge twice every 5 minutes doesn't reveal any new food to satisfy your hunger? Because I sure have. And in fact it's what lead me to this instructable.

Most of you should know that how food tastes, usually depends on how much work you put into it. But how much work you put into it, usually drives you away from that path. So all I can tell you is; the days of crappy, cold, and pathetic instantaneous food are over!

In an overview, this instructable will introduce you into the world of fine cuisine(haha jk), but seriously this thing actually tastes and eats like a slice of pizza.

 
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Step 1Ingredients

Ingredients
Of course all good recipes require ingredients. In this case they happen to be as follows:

-A plate
-A slice of bread
-Some tomato paste
-Some mozzarella cheese
-Pepperoni

The following ingredients were paid for as follows(estimations):

-A plate = free?
-Loaf of bread = $0.99
-Can of tomato paste = $0.99
-Block of mozzarella cheese = $5.00
-Bag of 70 pepperonis = $4.00

So your initial investment will be like 11 dollars (if you follow what I purchased), but it will make more that one loaf of bread worth of pizzas. Thats a lot of pizzas considering that 2 will usually make me happy.
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27 comments
Oct 2, 2010. 2:30 AMScreamo says:
MMM!! ive made these b4.
Jun 22, 2010. 5:33 AMeulaliaaaa! says:
Now I see what it is. When I saw the image in related instructables, I thought it was a piece of bacon on an onion.
Jun 1, 2010. 7:25 PMYoungPyro19 says:
I have the same plate.
Feb 19, 2010. 5:28 PMlizard9795 says:
your a dork... but funny lol
sounds good try using tortilias rather than bread
Sep 8, 2009. 1:29 PMkdude63 says:
is that a hanging toaster oven? :P
Aug 31, 2009. 3:09 AMJesusRidesAUnicorn says:
Couldn't you have just used the toaster oven instead of microwaving it first?
Aug 22, 2009. 11:59 AMSilverpoint says:
ddeided to change up the way i did this... instead i used hamburger buns and a BBQ instead of the microwave...
Jun 3, 2009. 10:10 AMarduinoe says:
5 stars :)
Jun 3, 2009. 9:40 AMarduinoe says:
hom nom nom nom , hmmmmmm , hom nom nom nom nom nom , hmmm , yuuummm , hom nom nom
Feb 22, 2009. 3:31 PMbinglebeebop says:
=Þ rotated it inside the microwave to replicate the effect of actually microwaving it, nice
Feb 22, 2009. 11:01 AMbinglebeebop says:
omg, that was soo hard!! nice art of sarcasm there. microwaving your camera, not so smart, but nice video
Feb 19, 2009. 6:20 PMdude661 says:
This kids a genius!
Feb 18, 2009. 10:36 AMhellstudios says:
Cheese pizza is fine for me. i dont eat meat. :X
Jan 22, 2009. 2:35 PMFoaly7 says:
If you want a spicy pizza, you could use this sauce, Jalepeno cheese, and summer sausage instead of pepperoni.
Dec 13, 2008. 3:53 PMfalcotheimpaler says:
You, sir. You have ended my days of having staring contests with the fridge.
Oct 27, 2008. 5:52 PMwetselonehundred says:
nice i like it
Oct 25, 2008. 3:29 PMlightmoon1345 says:
I don't regret the days I spent staring into my fridge, thanks to 5 minute pizza, my dreams have come true. total 5/5
Oct 25, 2008. 6:11 PMMrRodrigez says:
I love it! In fact I'm eating one right now! Yum!
Oct 22, 2008. 10:35 AMshooby says:
I'm pretty sure all bad recipes require ingredients as well. Not bad, I used to make this after school when I was in high school, so that I wouldn't have to leave my girlfriend waiting while I ate.
Oct 22, 2008. 6:17 AManguaji says:
Haha! Brilliant work, O Quick Pizza Loving Dude. I am going to try this the very next time i have all ingredients to hand! :D
Oct 21, 2008. 7:12 PMcheating-master says:
cool I love the ez pizza. and I like to see some more like this instructable!! five stars *****
Oct 21, 2008. 6:28 PMWolf Seril says:
Great ible! Good idea and very funny- i liked the evil microwave.

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