How many times did you have to bend down in your shower and try to find your soap gone into a wild ride trough your bath tub after it as violently escaped from your hands and landed viciously and painfully precisely on one of your little toes....
Blinded by shampoo you frantically try to locate it with one of your hand will rubbing your damaged toe with the other, when it suddenly materializes under your only valid foot.
Precisely at this point you usually end up head over heels bruised, bleeding, soapy, wet, desperate and cursing at the bottom of your tub wishing you could have stayed in bed this morning...
Luckily, for most of us this usually happens in the comfort and safety of your own bathroom.
I have not been in jail yet! And hop I never will, but I can hardly envision having to cope with two dozen gorillas sized tattooed aggressive vicious jail mates sexually deprivated just waiting for you to pick up your untamed soap...
But let's get back on track, what solutions do we have to alleviate this problem?
* The first solution is to run to your nearest shopping center and buy a good size polluting plastic bottle full of highly aggressive toxic chemicals that the media and publicity sell you for an arm and leg: we usually call shower gel . Go back to your shower and sensually spread out on your body the stinky slimy goop that has burst out of a phallic shaped non recyclable plastic bottle like they do on TV. And no mater how well you will rinse off you will always feel greased up and stinky and not cleaned and robbed of at least 8$ or 5€ product that will not event last a week of showering.( is not as brutal as in jail, but you will feel like been f***ed too.):)
* The second an easiest solution is to never shower again for the rest of your life! I decline all responsibility if soon, you lose your job, your friends, your spouse, your relatives and after a certain period of time even your dog. (My (now ex)father in law has opted for this option.)
* The third solution is to fully read this instruct able and learn how to tame your wild flying soap and turn it into an stop jail rape well behaving soap and all of that for only a marginal fully recyclable cost.
Blinded by shampoo you frantically try to locate it with one of your hand will rubbing your damaged toe with the other, when it suddenly materializes under your only valid foot.
Precisely at this point you usually end up head over heels bruised, bleeding, soapy, wet, desperate and cursing at the bottom of your tub wishing you could have stayed in bed this morning...
Luckily, for most of us this usually happens in the comfort and safety of your own bathroom.
I have not been in jail yet! And hop I never will, but I can hardly envision having to cope with two dozen gorillas sized tattooed aggressive vicious jail mates sexually deprivated just waiting for you to pick up your untamed soap...
But let's get back on track, what solutions do we have to alleviate this problem?
* The first solution is to run to your nearest shopping center and buy a good size polluting plastic bottle full of highly aggressive toxic chemicals that the media and publicity sell you for an arm and leg: we usually call shower gel . Go back to your shower and sensually spread out on your body the stinky slimy goop that has burst out of a phallic shaped non recyclable plastic bottle like they do on TV. And no mater how well you will rinse off you will always feel greased up and stinky and not cleaned and robbed of at least 8$ or 5€ product that will not event last a week of showering.( is not as brutal as in jail, but you will feel like been f***ed too.):)
* The second an easiest solution is to never shower again for the rest of your life! I decline all responsibility if soon, you lose your job, your friends, your spouse, your relatives and after a certain period of time even your dog. (My (now ex)father in law has opted for this option.)
* The third solution is to fully read this instruct able and learn how to tame your wild flying soap and turn it into an stop jail rape well behaving soap and all of that for only a marginal fully recyclable cost.
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Signing UpStep 1: What do you need?
1.A Soap
2.A Plate or a tray.
3.About 50 cm of Para cord or fine rope or silk ribbon(for the ladies)or an old shoes lace(for the recycling extremist like me)
4.A candle.
5.A portable electric drill or a hand drill.
6.A 5 or 6 mm drill bit that should be at least a couple of centimeters longer that the half of your soap length
7.A 25 cm piece of metallic wire (you can use a piece of an old coat hanger or an old bicycle wheel spoke like I do)
8.5 minutes of your time ...
2.A Plate or a tray.
3.About 50 cm of Para cord or fine rope or silk ribbon(for the ladies)or an old shoes lace(for the recycling extremist like me)
4.A candle.
5.A portable electric drill or a hand drill.
6.A 5 or 6 mm drill bit that should be at least a couple of centimeters longer that the half of your soap length
7.A 25 cm piece of metallic wire (you can use a piece of an old coat hanger or an old bicycle wheel spoke like I do)
8.5 minutes of your time ...
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