Today you will learn the tricks, tips and strategy on how to make the Rubber Weapon of Destruction and how to use it.
The Rubber Band Attack (aka: RBA) dates back to 250 BC when it was used for Chinese torture along with it's equally horrifying torture techniques such as water boarding and Chinese water torture. Some say it is the most efficient way of converting your chi into forceful energy.
You will need: 1 Rubber Weapon of Destruction(Rubber Band), a victim, and most importantly strategy.
WARNING: This is purely an educational tutorial. This attack is only to be used for self-defense. If used otherwise it may result in severe injury or death.
Step 1: The Technique
Technique: Strech the band with you pointer and middle fingers.
Pull the first rubber line (the one facing your victim) behind the second.
Pull as far back as you can
Wait for it....
And quickly let go!
Result: One hell of a mess.
Step 2: Applying Your Knowledge to Combat
Picture One: Notice the unique yet perfect strategy this person
uses. He stays close to the edge of his surrounding object so he can use it to hide and pounce off
of if he feels. But while doing this he keeps a watchful eye on his victim.
Picture Two: The attacker now crawls slowly to his victim. Notice how he keeps the band in his mouth so his hands are free.
Picture Three: The attacker now adjusts his fingers, gets ready and waits for the right moment.
Picture Four: The attacker strikes with precision and power!
Picture Five: The attacker gloats in his triumphant win and basks in fame received by his fans while the victim is left in fatal condition.