Well, as avocados don't come naturally split in half, take the knife and cut it in half the long way. Take one half and cut it in a grid pattern to make it easier to remove. Use the fork or knife to pry it out of the peeling into a bowl. Cover the other half of the avocado and put it in the fridge. One half makes just the right amount for one person.
Step 3: Mush!
No.... I don't think you are a sled dog. Not that kind of mush:) Take the fork and mush the avocado. It should be really nice and creamy. Now add about half as much green salsa as there is avocado. Mix it in, then taste the guacamole. It might need more salsa, just keep adding some until you like the flavor. Don't worry it's not rocket science:)
Step 4: Eat. or else.
Time to eat:) (best part;) Just use you favorite tortilla chips to scoop it up and eat. It's a great snack that tastes really good, and is good for you too. Enjoy!